condom swimmer

A small penis. A penis that effectively swims in a condom often designed for average but not NORMAL sized hard-ons
A penis slightly larger than the actual condom swimmers - the sperm cells.

Scott: "Hey Bill, did you see Max in the shower, I couldn't help be notice, he was washing his cock, I thought it was his fucking baby finger...I nearly exploded laughing...what can you do with that little stub?!"
Bill: "Yea I know, the guy acts and talks like he is the end-all and be-all for women when in fact he is packing a fucking condom swimmer!"

by psiscott April 26, 2006

condom suppository

anal sex

"Last week my boyfriend tried to trick me into having a condom suppository!"

by phillip's curve May 14, 2010

condom slip

when a child who is a accident is created when the semen slips out of the condom or the condom goes up and the semen slips into the vagina.

i never new evyn was a condom slip.

by evyn hajas December 23, 2005

condom shop

the act of going to any retail location that sells condoms and shop around to see which ones you would like to purchase

i went to Walgreens the other day to condom shop so i would have protection for my amazing weekend with my girlfriend.

by carltonsteel August 5, 2010

Open Condom Style

Having sex with a busted condom while listening to Gangnam Style.

Wow that guy is having sex open condom style!

by Steampowerengine March 8, 2021

Condom Skid

When you shit into a condom, freeze it, and fuck a chick with it.

I came too fast, so i pleasured her with the old condom skid

by Vomit Sack Jensen August 9, 2003

condom sense

like common sense. its common sense for having sex by using a condom

guy 1- dude.. i got my girl pregnant..
guy 2- wft man. you didn't use protection? now thats just a lack of condom sense

by alliOG October 18, 2008