by holy shot November 30, 2018
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by Frasier Nutzov February 5, 2007
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A computer user who's hella retarded and hasn't any idea what the hell they're doing with a computer. Someone who thinks a virus scanner will protect them from pop-ups and banner ads. Someone who deserves nothing more than a limited-rights account and no ability to install software themselves. If they need Flash or Acrobat Reader, they need to call IT instead of bothering downloading themselves. Viruses and trojans were written because these people deserve them.
Thea is such a computard; she spilled coffee in her laptop and screwed up the MBR on the desktop I let her use — she's such a roob!
by Joshwalla May 23, 2009
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Function: adjective
sometimes offensive : slow or limited in intellectual or emotional development or academic progress regarding technology, computers or the internet
Function: adjective
sometimes offensive : slow or limited in intellectual or emotional development or academic progress regarding technology, computers or the internet
by Four1Fool August 11, 2004
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A large black girl enters the room as a cuban smokes his cigar in the corner. A ton of Portuguese people are seen running around with their nerf guns. Where did all these white people come from. That black guy is from france, what the hell? A cool tiger enters as his theme song plays. The pride center complains but we shove a dick down their throats.
Santa wants people to sit on his lap and there is not enough space to sit. Free breakfast every other day. But they really hate us.
Commuters Unite.
A large black girl enters the room as a cuban smokes his cigar in the corner. A ton of Portuguese people are seen running around with their nerf guns. Where did all these white people come from. That black guy is from france, what the hell? A cool tiger enters as his theme song plays. The pride center complains but we shove a dick down their throats.
Santa wants people to sit on his lap and there is not enough space to sit. Free breakfast every other day. But they really hate us.
Commuters Unite.
"Hell the people in the commuter lounge are fucked up."
"Sigh, the people in the commuter lounge are watching Jerry again.
"Sigh, the people in the commuter lounge are watching Jerry again.
by President Clam November 8, 2011
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"Dude, have you seen Todd, his commutan is the worst I've ever seen, the Edens must have been bumper to bumper yesterday."
by studmnky May 21, 2009
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