black comedian

A comedian of African-American descent.

"Dave Chappelle is my favourite black comedian."

by BlakeGeometrio October 20, 2013

Pulling a Comedian

Killing a woman that you got pregnant. Taken from the graphic novel Watchmen when the Comedian kills a woman in Vietnam he got pregnant.

"I got my girlfriend pregnant," said Billy
"Well, pulling a Comedian is the only thing you can do now," said Larry.

by Oldglory February 7, 2009

Covidian

A person whose identity and purpose is derived by forcing Covid restrictions on others even after mandates have been lifted. A person who likes social distancing, wearing masks, booster shots, and constantly regurgitating fear driven information they hear on their favorite media outlets.

Sara is a true Covidian. She forced all her employees to get quad vaxxed and still makes them wear double masks.

‘I don’t care what the law or science says, we must cure Covid by forcing every man, woman, and child to get vaccinated!’
-63 year old Covidian boomer watching CNN

by AceA June 27, 2022

facebook comedian

a person who seems to have a facebook for the sole purpose of cracking (often unfunny) jokes, usually in others' status updates. in reality, they're just looking for attention in a stupid way, and usually not even a real friend.

User 1: I can't believe that all of my work was lost just now when the power went out.
*facebook comedian likes this*
facebook comedian: I can! ololololol
User 2: *ignores previous post by non-friend comedian* daaaamn dude. i'm sorry that happened to you.

by loligagging April 23, 2011

kid comedian

A dumbass child whomst says a joke around an adult who laughs and the child would notice then continue to say the same joke over and over again every 10 minutes seeking, once again, the approval of said adult.

You are allowed to punt a kid comedian

by ThisIsSoSad June 7, 2018

Workout Comedian

The Workout Comedian is the kind of guy that makes jokes while your bench pressing to try and make you lose your grip on the weight. He's all too funny, but he purposefully tries to make you laugh so that you might fail your lift.

Guy 1: Dude, Tony is such a Workout Comedian.
Guy 2: I know right? He almost made me drop the bar when I was bench pressing.

by leanos97 January 15, 2020

oliver graves comedian

Oliver graves is a Gothic comedian who first appeared on Americans got talent. I'm his #1 fan btw. He is the most important person in my life he is a queen.

Oliver graves comedian : Ellie I know you want to go live with me but I want to give other people a chance.

Ellie/me: STRAWBERRY JAM I'M BRITISH!

Love you oliverrrrr

by Oliver graves #1 fan Ellie July 20, 2020