Pulling a Comedian  

Killing a woman that you got pregnant. Taken from the graphic novel Watchmen when the Comedian kills a woman in Vietnam he got pregnant.

"I got my girlfriend pregnant," said Billy
"Well, pulling a Comedian is the only thing you can do now," said Larry.

Pulling a Comedian by Oldglory February 7, 2009

facebook comedian 

a person who seems to have a facebook for the sole purpose of cracking (often unfunny) jokes, usually in others' status updates. in reality, they're just looking for attention in a stupid way, and usually not even a real friend.

User 1: I can't believe that all of my work was lost just now when the power went out.
*facebook comedian likes this*
facebook comedian: I can! ololololol
User 2: *ignores previous post by non-friend comedian* daaaamn dude. i'm sorry that happened to you.

facebook comedian by loligagging April 23, 2011

kid comedian 

A dumbass child whomst says a joke around an adult who laughs and the child would notice then continue to say the same joke over and over again every 10 minutes seeking, once again, the approval of said adult.

You are allowed to punt a kid comedian

kid comedian by ThisIsSoSad June 7, 2018

Workout Comedian 

The Workout Comedian is the kind of guy that makes jokes while your bench pressing to try and make you lose your grip on the weight. He's all too funny, but he purposefully tries to make you laugh so that you might fail your lift.

Guy 1: Dude, Tony is such a Workout Comedian.
Guy 2: I know right? He almost made me drop the bar when I was bench pressing.

Workout Comedian by leanos97 January 15, 2020

oliver graves comedian 

Oliver graves is a Gothic comedian who first appeared on Americans got talent. I'm his #1 fan btw. He is the most important person in my life he is a queen.

Oliver graves comedian : Ellie I know you want to go live with me but I want to give other people a chance.

Ellie/me: STRAWBERRY JAM I'M BRITISH!

Love you oliverrrrr

oliver graves comedian by Oliver graves #1 fan Ellie July 20, 2020

Try-hard Comedian 

A person who tries way too hard to make a joke, but ends up making an ass of themselves. On occasions, they'll bring up memes from 2009 and call them relevant.

Get a load of this try-hard comedian. He's such a jackass.

Try-hard Comedian by Ireallycan'tthinkofaname December 4, 2020

Sit-Down Comedian 

1. The literal meaning of a comedian sitting down as opposed to standing up when making jokes.
2. Quite the opposite to the former, and not widely used, yet is important: somebody who is SO bad at making jokes that you just want to tell them to sit down and stop.

1. Person A: I wanna be a sit-down comedian one day.

Person B: What's that?

Person A: Literally just sitting down and being a comedian.

2. Person A: I wanna be a stand-up comedian one day.

Person B: Ha! With your dead jokes I think you should be a sit-down comedian!

Sit-Down Comedian by RealTalk97 January 14, 2017