cowell lick

1: The ungodly manner in which Simon Cowell half parts and half spikes his hair; a horribly fashioned hairdo in which the hair is parted down the center and one side sits higher than the other... the hair is usually a mixed look of flat and spiked, as if the person sat a book on their head for 5 hours after showering.

2: A type of hair fail for douchebags.

TJ: Did you see X Factor last night?

Sara: No, I don't watch it, I can't stand Simon Cowell and his nappy hair.

TJ: Oh you mean the "Cowell lick"?

by Katya Eye November 27, 2013

keyboard cowell

When someone acts like an asshole (Simon Cowell) just because they're behind a computer screen and a fake name.

A guy who is short: "lololol your stupid as shit I'd beat you to death if i saw you in real life"
Stop being such a keyboard cowell; you couldn't beat up shit.

by LordoftheWholocked September 28, 2013

Simon Cowell

Simon Cowell is a hated celebrity among directioners, why? Oh i can tell you but i don't have any time but you can search it up.

What celebrity do u hate?
Oh i hate Simon Cowell

by Oned1rect1on May 21, 2021

Simon Cowell

cow

oh i love simon cowell

no u dont hes a cow

by Oned1rect1on October 30, 2022

Simon Cowell

I hate Simon fucking Cowell

someone: Is Simon Cowell good?
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by SLAYYYYALLDAYYYYYYYYY December 17, 2022

Simon Cowell

A smug old plastic faced talentless cunt.

That Simon Cowell is such a plastic faced cunt.

by Johndoe567 July 20, 2022

Cowell

The act of touching a dogs balls and then the dog bites you on the right cheek, leaving one hell of a scar

"I was petting my dog and then it cowell'd me on my cheek."

by Randee Rae March 14, 2007