Contra-dickhead

Someone who stupidly contradicts themselves, usually in a complete state of idiotic behaviour.

When I fell asleep on the couch, my wife said "Wake up! Time to go to sleep." I called her a contra-dickhead. I then had to sleep on the couch anyway.

by scottyD21 September 9, 2011

open contract

Permission to speak your mind honestly

with the expectation offensive ideas will be tolerated.

Eg. "I wanted to talk in private but she told me to say what you have to say right here, right now!" So to me, that was an open contract, so I told her I was not her baby daddy!

by Lexichief May 7, 2018

Colorado School of Mines

A place where everyone socializes through homework and studying, most of the time without girls.

I go to the Colorado School of Mines.

by minesguy December 7, 2009

Falcon, Colorado

The most boring place to live.

Falcon, Colorado doesn't even have a Taco Bell. Only place to hang out is Walmart.

by Rainlover July 27, 2012

Coleray

Pure Epic. Awsome to the 12 power. Burnes eyes with pure awsomeness. Epic runs through your viens. Ninja.

I became blind at the sight of Coleray's concentrated awsomeness.

Wat a ninja, i didnt even know he cut my head off.

by Cupnoodle June 30, 2008

contraceptive posterchild

A person that exists solely to remind us of the importance of birth control. Lacking essential components i.e. spine and balls.

Wilson is a gutless sack of shit. Fuckin' contraceptive posterchild.

by Holloway11b June 29, 2010

colorado snow plow

When a chick won't let you cum on her face, so you cum in your hand and smack her with it.

colorado snow plow...blam!

by Boddhi January 21, 2009