Colonel douche

Someone who has mastered the art of douche and is rewarded a high military rank for no reason...just to emphasize how big of a douche this certain person is.

this guy is a colonel douche

by Luke Cormier June 18, 2006

Colonel Sanders

The Colonel was one of the leaders of a revolutonary guerrila movement against livestock. Sanders was much like his communist counter part Che Guevera. Sanders, originally from Kentucky, rose to fame when he and his squad composed of Kentucky's finest fried chicken cooks launched a daring raid on old Wally Smith's farm. Smith, out numbered and out gunned, surrendered the chicken to Sanders and his rag-tag crew of chicken cooks. Upon hearing this General McDonald, who was the originator of the guerrila movement, promoted capitan Sanders to a full colonel in the guerilla army. General McDonald went on to establish the pouplar fast food joint McDonalds. Colonel Sanders went on the fine dining establishment we know today as Kentucky Fried Chicken or KFC.

Rupert: Even here in England that Colonel Sanders cooks some fine chicken.

Reginald:Indeed he does.

Rupert:God Save the Queen!

Reginald:And the Colonel too!

Rupert:...

by Ron Cassinger December 22, 2005

colonel cluster fucks

nickname for the students who go to colonel by secondary school.

Student 1: Hey, colonel cluster fucks!!!

Students 2,3,4,5,6: SHUT UP!! We're not colonel cluster fucks just because we go to colonel by!

Student 1: Yes it does...colonel cluster fucks!!!

by ColonelBy2013 December 16, 2011

colonel sanchez

The act of administering a dirty sanchez to your partner. and performing the act of inserting your appendage, aka your finger, into your mouth

I was going to superman that ho but I decided that a colonel sanchez was a proper way to celebrate our anniversary.

by DJ A-rod February 15, 2009

Colonel Cornelius Cornwall

From the earth I rise, and to the earth I will one day return.

What's up, mothershuckers? My name is colonel cornelius Cornwall, and I'm here today to introduce you to:

corn

Corn is a North American serial plant. It yields large kernels on a cob.

It is also called 'maize' because of how easy it is to get lost in its incredible flavor.

Side effects of corn may include... Uh, choking, I guess.

Come on down today, and try some corn or we will sacrifice your newborn-

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'You are such a Colonel Cornelius Cornwall'

by bluevanman69 December 18, 2020

colonel angus

(noun): A double entendre, can be a proper noun referring to a military officer whose last name is Angus, or the act of eating out vagina. Originating from a sketch on Saturday Night Live, said quickly, becomes a homophone of cunilingus. Usually said with a thick Southern US accent for heightened effect. Can refer to someone (usually a man), who enjoys performing cunilingus.

When a woman is introduced to Colonel Angus, she'll settle for nothing less.

by little ally May 15, 2006

Colonel Sanders' Tijuana Picnic

The sex act of putting a piece of fried chicken skin across your lovers mouth and then coating your penis in tequila to break the skin for a blowjob. Preferably done outside.

Hey girl, wrestling is over with, you want me to give you the ol' Colonel Sanders' Tijuana Picnic?

by shortpantsrobin January 15, 2014