Corning

Corning's a shitty ass town located in Ny.

Wow,Corning really sucks dick.

by Junx88 07 October 13, 2007

corning your own brisket

The act of inserting your penis into your own anus.

All the ladies will be impressed when you start corning your own brisket.

by brisketcorner July 24, 2016

Conning Donny

A fraud, a self promoting liar that commonly has tiny hands and no ethics.

Although Trump gets caught lieing about his charitable donations over and over again from veterans groups to flood victims he still keeps it up. Who can trust Conning Donny?

by PeterV3 August 22, 2016

Bull Corning

Verb: The PG version of bullshitting.
Noun: The PG version of bullshit.

Can also be used to describe one who needs your help but won't get off their ass to come to you for the help they need.

Scenario 1:

Guy 1: Hell, Lumbergh fucked her.
Guy 2: What?? No!!!!
Guy 3: Don't listen to him, he's just bull corning.

Scenario 2:

Guy 1: Hey man, my car's not running right, can you look at it?
Guy 2: Sure, bring it by right now, I've got time.
Guy 1: Oh, well, umm, I'm kind of busy right now, so...
Guy 2: WTF dude! Why you bull corning???

by cougar694u April 5, 2010

dow corning

To be up for an activity

Paul: Are you coming to the party tonight?
Erick: I'm dow corning if your mom is there!

by JWMD January 20, 2017

Horatio-Caining

To say something deeply underwhelming in a profound way and immediately following the statement with a melodramatic gesture; not unlike how in all the show's opening scenes, CSI: Miami's lead character Horatio Caine (played by David Caruso) usually makes an anticlimactic statement, slowly slides his aviator sunglasses on, and looks off into the distance.

That guy is always Horatio-Caining any chance he gets! He's always waiting for the right moment to drop a single sentence he's been sitting on all class and then to slowly take off his glasses and stare out the window.

by notyourmamasiambicpentameter February 21, 2018

clining

To screw around, generally in reference to actual time.

Hey man, sorry to keep clining around on meeting you, it's been a crazy hectic week.

by General of the Confederator August 4, 2009