tea cosy

1. Someone who wears a beanie on their head.

2. See also: beanie

Dats a nice tea cosy ya got, man!

by Johnny Virtual November 3, 2006

cogscheddis

The broad distribution of information where you are getting fucked.

Just saw that cogscheddis report and it looks like we are getting fucked again by home office.

by Ama Dablam November 7, 2019

Cogs

When a domestic house cat is crossbred with a dog.

Tabby got her freak on with Rex and now we have a litter of cogs.

by Sheldonia March 17, 2021

cosy endy

rolled in carpet

"cosy endy is gay too omg"

by abuzzzzzzzz November 4, 2021

dead cotsy

a weirdo, neek who thinks he’s bad but goes and tells his mum when he’s got into beef so she can call the police.

Tyrone: imma put you in a spliff and rape your mum
Toby: i’m telling my mum on you
Tyrone: sym you dead cotsy

by OFB Double Dz September 16, 2020

Cowsy

A really awesome dude that was a bouncer that everyone knew and feared and in recent times returned to said town in a position of authority.

Hey, Cowsy. How you doin bro.

by Cowsy! December 11, 2011

cogshell

When cum gets backed up in your dick

Man I wish they had draino for cogshells!

by amandarocks17 August 1, 2010