Cocogoat

The cocogoat is a fictional magestic creature that can bless you with coconut milk straight out of it’s utters. Cocogoats can be found in the wilds of Teyvat. A person named Qiqi loves cocogoats because of their reproducing coconut milk mmm...tasty

Qiqi : “find me a cocogoat...”
MC : “a what”
Qiqi : “a cocogoat.”
MC : *searches this specific urban dictionary* “ohhh”
Paimon : “Paimon doesn’t get it, maybe Paimon has a peanut brain”

by Angie Ch. November 23, 2020

CoCo dip

The act of a man taking a girl's fingers while she sleeps and inserting them into his anus. When she awakens in the morning, she'll look at her fingers to see a dry crusty coco powder underneath her fingernails.

I woke up last night and my boyfriend had my fingers in his butt. I pretended to be asleep while he was coco dipping me.

by Tiffers1989 June 9, 2013

hot cocoa sampler box

A Fark cliche created during the Christmas 2003 season. Refers to the archetypical dumb corporate Christmas bonus.

"I swear I'm going postal if I get another hot cocoa sampler box this year."

by Lady Csyde February 7, 2004

coco-shango

A really black ass word as described by the Daily Show with Trevor Noah.

"Push forward Black Twitter and come up with a new word, a really black ass word, like coco-shango"

by Don't know why I'm here 69 February 1, 2018

Cocoa pie

The resulting masterpeice after person (a) shits into the vagina of woman (b) either during or after intercourse and lets it ooze out after it has mingled with her vaginal juices.

woman : "shit in my clunge baby"
man: "ok, lets make a cocoa pie"

by spagg_bol December 12, 2010

cocoa butter

The essence of black skin-care. (If you're black, you already know what it is)

Fuck, my skin's too ashy for this Jergens shit. I need some Cocoa Butter, nigga!

by Chrishawn Johnson September 9, 2008

Cocky McShortcock

A person known for being overly confident in order to brush aside the fact that his/her penis is small. In other words, he's compensating for something.

You know that douche Jack? Jenny screwed him the other day and found out he's just a Cocky McShortcock.

by Bobby Bobbinson March 31, 2008