Cocomelon Confederate

When a very young person, typically from the ages of 3-8, is exhibiting racism mannerism.

I just met a Cocomelon Confederate today, people are weird man.

by AirNomad October 19, 2022

Cocomelon man

A large beast that jerks off to cocomelon in the closet of your bedroom.

AHHHH!!! It’s cocomelon man!!!

by MilkyMilky69 February 7, 2022

Cocomelon Kid

Deadass quackity.. nothing else. Its just quackity. He is a fucking IPad kid and a cocomelon kid...

Quackity watches cocomelon
Offically a cocomelon kid

by 𝐋𝖔𝐯𝖎𝐧𝖌♡︎𝐖𝖎𝐥𝖇𝐮𝖗 December 30, 2021

Cocomelon mama coco smash bros

Something that a person would say if they know mama coco and cocomelon (especially if mama coco was from smash bros), they would make something goofy like "cOcOmElOn MaMa CoCo SmAsH BrOs"

John: Yo wassup dawg
Finger: cocomelon mama coco smash bros
John: I'll just, be right here okay?
Finger: c o c o m e l o n m a m a c o c o s m a s h b r o s

by seraam_thgiN October 6, 2022

picking a cocomelon

putting an extremely bingeable tv show/ similar youtube videos on the tv as background noise while doing something else, i.e. crafting, smoking weed, etc.

“would you mind picking a cocomelon while i pack a bowl? i think i wanna watch Seinfeld”

by risso08 November 29, 2024

Cocomelon

A show you watch while fucking you ex father inlaw Jeremy

Jeremy: so what episode of cocomelon are we watching to night?
You: all of them

by Jeremy Fitzgerald October 13, 2021

Cocomelon

Next to porn and horror movies, Cocomelon is one of the absolute worst things to let your child watch.

Things you will notice in your kid if you let them watch Cocomelon:

1. An increase in tantrums.
2. Delays in mental development.
3. Withdraw symptoms similar to what a smoker might go through mentally when trying to quit smoking if the child goes for a certain amount of time without watching it.
4. Verbal impairment.

Yeh, I babysat a little girl who watched Cocomelon, and I could hardly understand anything she'd try to say. I'm not being mean when I say she needs to stop watching Cocomelon and begin going to speech therapy so people can understand her. Fuck Cocomelon!

by Failurebitch July 11, 2023