cockterbeam

A cock tractor beam

When someone wants a specific cock and flirts a lot in order to attract and slay this cock.

Wow I just cockterbeamed John

by Debarb69 May 21, 2016

Cockeater

One who's diet is based primarily on cock

James is such a Cockeater!

by matt April 5, 2004

cockteasery

cockteasery is a term used to define a female counterpart jesting in a sexually explict manner

Stop your cockteasery woman, your making me horny. And I know you arent doing it to have sex.

by OEF_lilpsyberPUNK December 29, 2004

cockteasery

1. The act or actions employed by a cocktease

2. Flirting sexually with no intention of following through with sexual contact.

That bitch is slinging some mean ass cockteasery... but she aint gettin no drinks outa me.

by SGT-D December 9, 2004

cockweasel

A person who shares both the properties of a cock and a weasel, thus forming a nightmarish amalgamation of the two.

"He stole my box of guns!" -"The cockweasel!"

by adolf hitler December 11, 2003

Cockheiser

When a large male props one leg up on a chair or table and thrusts his crotch into a teenaged girls face. The man then thrusts in and out of the girls face, making odd clicking noises with his mouth. The noises increase in their volume and frequency. After climaxing, the clicking slowly stops, the man backs off, and then tries to smoke a piece of black board chalk. The whole ordeal takes place in a school, and all parties are fully clothed, just adding to the trauma of the recipient.

Example 1:
Person 1:"Oh my god! Is that a machine gun fire?! What's that clicking?"
Person 2:"No, someone's just getting the Cockheiser."

Example 2:
Person 1:"I feel so...violated. A large sweaty Jewish man just came up, and thrust his crotch into my face while clicking his tongue like a mad man!"
Person 2:"Bitch, you got COCKHEISERED!"

by Virgil Caine May 5, 2005

Cocktasaurus Rex

One of the male population who has such large gentilia, common terms such as hung or well endowed do not quite cover the enormity of the genitilia, see coctus maximus or Cocktimus Prime.

Since no one was listening to him at the party, John was forced to pull out his Cocktasaurus Rex to get everyone's attention.

The Cocktasaurus Rex's long hibernation was over, it was fully awakened from its slumber and on the prowl for its favorite prey, the rare and docile, bearded clam.

by One hairy, bathing ape June 20, 2006