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Cocktipus

Describing someone who you do not know the gender of. Can not decide if it is a male or female.
Did you see that cocktipus standing in line?
by Chezus October 16, 2011
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cocknigger

A male who utilizes subversion and deceit within his circle of so called "friends" in order to divert the attention of a woman away from a mutually interested man. Conversely the cocknigger may also use subversion and deceit to divert the attention of a man away from a woman he is interested in. The cockniggers goal is to sleep with the woman whom he has socially isolated or whose attention he has diverted away from the man she originally wanted.

Not to be confused with cockblocker who is someone who uses posture and body language to prevent other men from hitting on a woman while he makes a weak attempt at trying to impress her.
Jane - "Nathan says Joe has herpes, I totally wanted him until I found out. "
Sally - "Don't listen to Nathan, he is a cocknigger and would say anything. He just wants you for himself. "

--Conversely

Joe - "Man I am so into Jane. I want her bad and I think she wants me too. "
Nathan(cocknigger) - "She told me she thinks you're a jerk. She definitely isn't interested in you. Besides she's a total bitch, you wouldn't like her at all. "
by Gang Star 1 April 25, 2008
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cocktipuss

the act of having eight individual penis's
"Did you go to the circus this weekend?"
"No"
"There were all these weird circus freaks though"
"I still didn't go"
"There was this one guy with eight dicks, they called him the cocktipuss"
"Fuck you man, that's seven to many"
by Snickersshitters February 5, 2010
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Cocknivore

Someone whos Sexual Diet Consist of Only Man Flesh(Ex. Penis)and does not like the Female Vagina or other body parts.
Ryan Marchand:Im a Cocknivore
Austin Wilburn:Yeah me to
Ryan Marchand:Cool we Should go Skiing sometime
Austin Wilburn:Sounds Grand
by Danny D. and Joey T. March 2, 2008
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cockniggerpants

GeoffreY: hey is that a cucumber in those black pants of yours?

Jimmy: no its just My cocKniggerpants
by cockniggerpants October 19, 2008
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Cockpipe Cosmonaut

Quite possibly the most ridiculous term for a homosexual men. This is usually said either by people with the maturity of a fifth grader or openly gay men joking about their sexuality.
Idiot #1 "Duhuhuh Richard is a cockpipe cosmonaut"
Richard "Congratulations you now have the observational skills of a 2nd grader, and half the maturity you retard."
by Khrisiah June 9, 2010
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CockNipples

Someone with nipples that can touch the moon, Often caused by sexual arousal or drugs. Can not be cured.
'Dude, Did you see that eclipse last night? No, Jack just has Cocknipples!"
by SilenceCocknipples September 21, 2011
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