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Cock money

Money earned by a male prostitute for the customer service he gives with his meat, and the pleasurable stimulation provided to his clients' cocks.
Hustler's accountant: "Brad, just write 'cock money' in this box on the tax return to indicate the source of income."
by silkpouch September 14, 2007
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Cock Money

Adjective used to describe a person or persons being a badass and doing badass things
“Carl just won the lottery and got us all hookers and blow! That’s so cock money!”
by Hoody-Ninja October 18, 2023
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Cock money

Cock money is when you perform the AMAZING and very exciting manuever in which you wrap your cock with a dollar bill and have a girl take it off with her mouth. it's kinda expensive but trust me IT'S AMAZING
DAMNIT i'm broke.. but i had some pretty fucking good Cock Money!
by R$ March 23, 2005
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Money Cock

When a girl just pretends she wants your Cock but she really just wants your money
Timmy: that girl over there really seems like she wants your horn
Terry: Yea but she just wants that "Money Cock" she will ride it then ask you to go to the mall and buy her a gucci bag there are to many of them nowadays gonna pass
Timmy: Nice thanks for the advice maybe you could find one that will only want mc donald's after she rides ur horn
by TurboTerry April 7, 2022
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big money, big cock

The idea of a man having not only a large sum of currency, but also an above average sized pelvic area, usually causing many females in that area to fall in love

Normal version: LOTS OF MONEY, HUGE PENIS
Person 1: “Hey, do you see Bob over there? You can tell he has a big money, big cock!”

Person 2: “Please don’t ever say that again.”
by Rosa Oarks November 4, 2023
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Cockmoney

A guy who's got, or at least looks like he's got a fair amount of moneh, and does everything in his power to make people see this. Often wear expencive clothing and accessories, and has a rather douchie hairdo.
Also this guy is quite the cock, or at least he act like one.
...hence the name "cockmoney"
Guy1: Cockmoney just left.

Guy2: ...thank gaaawd!
by niteass February 4, 2010
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Cockmonkey

Vulgarity used as a synonym for the following: asshole, jerk, loser, bastard. Usually not used with serious intent, I.E jokingly calling a friend a cockmonkey.
Dan kills Jim in Bushido Blade 2 to which Jim yells in a comedic fashion: "Goddamn you, you stupid cockmonkey!"
by Merchant August 30, 2005
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