squat cobbler

When a man sits in a pie, and wiggles himself around.

There are variations, such as crybaby squat which involves tears, and costume squat, where the man wears a costume of choice. There can be combinations of both, but not all pie sitters cry.

Also known as
Hoboken Squat Cobbler
Full Moon Moonpie
Boston Cream Splat
Simple Simon The Ass Man
Dutch Apple Ass

Tecnically they would be categorized as fetish videos, but nothing illegal. Just a man. A fully clothed man I might add, just all by himself. Just Mr. Wormald...Fully clothed....uh....yeah

Doing what?

Squat Cobbler

by Winchester1214 August 26, 2016

Oswald Cobblepot

A Batman villain existing in the dc comic universe also known as the penguin. In the tv show ‘Gotham’ he is portrayed by the funny, sweet, talented and handsome actor Robin Lord Taylor.

Ed: “where’s my husband Oswald Cobblepot?”

by Sisterswag May 19, 2019

cobbed

When sitting on the toilet, you reach over to tear off some toilet paper only to find that there's nothing but the cardboard tube, or cob, left on the roll.

There's no shitwipe left on the roll. I've been cobbed!

by Mr. Weebitzy December 7, 2013

cobbler top

When a girl wakes up the next morning and realizes she has a crusty top of jizz on her head.

After a long night of partying, the whole sorority woke up with cobbler tops.

by Shizbrowndub December 4, 2013

Flop Cobbler

The person who uses a lighter to melt two plastic pieces of a blown out flip flop and makes it whole again

“Hey pone, I blew out a flip flop”. Don’t worry man I come from a long line of flop cobblers... I got you.

by PoneTone August 10, 2018

Cobb salad

After you have anal sex with your partner and you find a piece of undigested corn lodged in your penis. This is known as a Cobb salad. For corn kernel removal see reverse corn Cobb.

My friend and his girlfriend had corn for dinner. Later that night they had anal sex. The next morning, my friend discovered he got a Cobb salad. He was unable to urinate because he had an undigested corn kernel stuck up his penis. MY friend is really Me.

by hello19572000 March 14, 2011

cobcon

the most ICONIC groupchat on twitter. Corbyn said "wut is cobcon" and Jonah is nice and Daniel is a snake but we still love him. made in 6/18/18

"OMG cobcon is an iconic groupchat"

by yeetsfamm September 24, 2018