Clusterphobic

Fear of a clusterfuck

Having endured so many fuck ups, Bob has become clusterphobic.

by Bob Velvetta November 24, 2018

clustophobia

The fear of potentially being a part of a covid19 cluster

On Instagram as #clustophobia

Man I can't go that party, I am clustophobic

by brodafromanodamoda May 9, 2020

Claustrophobia

The fear of Santa Claus

Dylan: pardon my friend he suffers from tight-space-phobia.
Dewey: CLAUSTROPHOBIA!
Dylan: YOU'RE AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS?!?!

by EFJ December 14, 2020

Claustrophobia

Claustrophobia is the fear of Small or confined spaces.
One thing to remember is to not lock a friend inside a small space or, I'm sorry.

'Have you heard of Claustrophobia?'

by JustSahana May 20, 2021

clusterphobisize

When you start to feel clusterphobic and overwhelmed from a person invading your personal bubble making you feel clusterphobisized.

Ace is always trying to jump on my lap making me feel clusterphobisized

by Beautiful_beauty April 16, 2023

Santa Claustrophobia

Adj. a: a general or irrational fear of Santa Claus. b: A fear of enclosed shopping spaces during the holidays.

Timmy was unable to sit on Santa's lap in the mall because he suffered from Santa Claustrophobia.

Timmy's mother was unable to make it through Black Friday without a panic attack because she suffered from Santa Claustrophobia.

by Mothmaker December 5, 2012

anal claustrophobia

Claustrophobia applied in a person's rectum. It is said that people ´with this desiese cant poop propelly. While this may be difficult for the person, it has many beneficts, such as impossibility of penetration

Person1: "ayy m8, u sound like you have anal claustrophobia"
Person2: "so that's why my bf got so mad yesterday!"

by skrrtskrrtxxx6969696969 April 20, 2017