School closures

What's gutting our children's and young people's mental health.

School closures is not something we need or want right now.

by Sexydimma January 10, 2022

cloture

A group of any type of food stuff and or item

I've got a cloture of broccoli if you want some.

by Crackers With Attitude April 10, 2011

closurefuck

When you know it's the last time you're going to have sex with someone at the end of relationship and it was satisfying.

As I handed my apartment key back to Jesse he apologized for his jealously issues and then we had a really good closurefuck before I ubered home.

by dennypeg April 28, 2024

School closures

Euphemism for gutting, from the inside out, the mental health of our younger generations.

School closures, physically, not metaphorically speaking, are just an excuse to not only destroy our kids' mental health but perhaps civilization itself.

by Sexydimma January 8, 2022

Closurophobia

The fear of not having a face 🙈 I definitely have one :3

Briddgete: Hey susan!
Susan: Hey brid- WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK!!! WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR FACE?!
Briddgete: What!? *Touches face* OH MY GOD HELP ME!! WHERE IS IT?!1?1!
(that's closurophobia 👍 keep your face plz)

by Fraternity_KissISrealBRINGITBA October 15, 2023

Comment cloture

The act of ending a comment thread on Facebook by "liking" the other person's comment instead of providing a response. Named for the process of ending a filibuster in the US Senate.

The conversation was starting to look like a flame war, so I "liked" his comment to cut it off. Comment cloture FTW.

by Halestormstopper January 25, 2011

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 27, 2025