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Comment cloture

The act of ending a comment thread on Facebook by "liking" the other person's comment instead of providing a response. Named for the process of ending a filibuster in the US Senate.
The conversation was starting to look like a flame war, so I "liked" his comment to cut it off. Comment cloture FTW.
Comment cloture by Halestormstopper January 25, 2011

Closure Kiss 

A final kiss after a relationship has ended to make sure there are no longer feelings between the two involved in the relationship.
Mike believed he still had feelings for Christina until they had a closure kiss.

Mike has now moved on to Kayla.
Closure Kiss by Jacque MeHoff August 16, 2012
The most offensive meme page on instagram. It’s one of the most popular in the England known for making people shit themselves from laughter.
Friend 1: Hey did you see cloturn’s new post?

Friend 2: Yeah it had me absolutely SHITTING MYSELF like that was totally memes to cure boredom.
cloturn by m2cb October 20, 2020
To gain a sense of resolution weather it be mental, physical, ot spiritual.
Husband: why did you go see your ex who is about to serve life in prison without even telling me??

Whore Wife: boy boo , I needed that closure , cry about it then
Closure by Herman Williams April 21, 2018

Closure Fuck 

when you done with this nigga but you gotta get one final nut to confirm. closure fuck
"Yeah, me and Kendra are done, but I had to get one last closure fuck last Tuesday."
Closure Fuck by haleyohbaby June 15, 2018
the final step in the grieving process; figurative 'scar tissue'
After all these years of crying over Tim, i still havent found closure.
closure by DUH May 18, 2004
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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