cloture

A group of any type of food stuff and or item

I've got a cloture of broccoli if you want some.

by Crackers With Attitude April 10, 2011

Comment cloture

The act of ending a comment thread on Facebook by "liking" the other person's comment instead of providing a response. Named for the process of ending a filibuster in the US Senate.

The conversation was starting to look like a flame war, so I "liked" his comment to cut it off. Comment cloture FTW.

by Halestormstopper January 25, 2011

Closure Kiss

A final kiss after a relationship has ended to make sure there are no longer feelings between the two involved in the relationship.

Mike believed he still had feelings for Christina until they had a closure kiss.

Mike has now moved on to Kayla.

by Jacque MeHoff August 16, 2012

cloturn

The most offensive meme page on instagram. It’s one of the most popular in the England known for making people shit themselves from laughter.

Friend 1: Hey did you see cloturn’s new post?

Friend 2: Yeah it had me absolutely SHITTING MYSELF like that was totally memes to cure boredom.

by m2cb October 20, 2020

Closure

To gain a sense of resolution weather it be mental, physical, ot spiritual.

Husband: why did you go see your ex who is about to serve life in prison without even telling me??

Whore Wife: boy boo , I needed that closure , cry about it then

by Herman Williams April 21, 2018

Closure Fuck

when you done with this nigga but you gotta get one final nut to confirm. closure fuck

"Yeah, me and Kendra are done, but I had to get one last closure fuck last Tuesday."

by haleyohbaby June 15, 2018

closure

the final step in the grieving process; figurative 'scar tissue'

After all these years of crying over Tim, i still havent found closure.

by DUH May 18, 2004