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Clocksuckin

When there's nothing left to do at work but you stand around till quiting time your clocksuckin
We were clocksuckin until 330
by Uncron February 4, 2022
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clocksucker

The expletive thrown at your alarm clock when you realize you can no longer afford to hit the snooze button.
"Allright you clocksucker I'll get up!"
by Linkus Maximus March 23, 2022
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Cockwacker

This is the act of using excessive force on your shlong, there tends to be friction burns and or lumps along the shaft of your meat rocket. Typical cures for this is a mixture that consists of vinegar, bleach, and chlorine.
"You dirty cockwacker"
"I accidentally cockwacked last night and am feeling bad today"
by Spencer brush September 20, 2022
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Clocksucker

A person who does not work for their paycheck.
Stop being a clocksucker Chad, and get back to work!
by Lemon Zest October 6, 2022
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Cockshack

A slang term for a woman’s vagina, which tastefully straddles the intersection of vulgar, confusing and hilarious.
Female usage: I just got my cockshack waxed and my ass looks great in these jeans… let’s go out, take tequila shots and see what happens!

Male usage: Yeah, I pulled a sloppy drunk chick from the bar last night, who was slurring something about jamming my “meat wagon” in her “cockshack”. Turns out, that means exactly what it sounds like 👍🏻
by L@zyT3xan August 14, 2023
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Clockcocker

Someone who is sexually attracted to clocks
That guy's such a clockcocker
(Clockcocker: someone who is sexually attracted to clocks)
by Bomboy June 30, 2024
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CockHawk

A woman who when on the lookout for potential romantic and/or sexual partners has a sharp and deserning eye. Once she spots her prize she swoops in confidenly. She loves tight jeans. Much akin to traditionally male sexual behaviour she knows what she wants and isn't ashamed to go on the hunt in pursuit of it. She isn't necessarily permiscuous. But is a unique and sometimes unfortunately misunderstood type of bird.
"That girl was flirting with him all night. She seemed to really be admiring his grey sweatpants. What a cockhawk."
by Meowms February 3, 2025
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