Clitoris Minimus

A microsized penis only found on a very few individuals of the Indian subcontinent. Many go on to become practicing dentists. It may also be found on the head region, in which it will be hidden by a overgrowth of hair.

Hey man, I like your haircu...hold up. Is that a clitoris minimus?

by StienMD July 5, 2009

Clitourism

One who travels around the world looking to have sex either through seduction or payment.

Brandon was a bad influence on his friends because he constantly organized clitourism events in Thailand.

by Sketchtastic Voyage June 29, 2011

Clitoris Update

The act of updating one's clitoris, and can be measured by one's ability to hunt or gather.

"Wow Reigen's really got that clitoris update, version 4.0"
"uhhe hah h h *emoji*"

by clitoriswhore August 14, 2019

Clintoris

A delicious cocktail made from orange juice, vodka, and Red Bull. Originated along the Colorado River as a morning drink for someone who's not into bloody marys.

Let's go to the bar I'll but you a clintoris.

by OrangeandBlue May 29, 2020

clintoris bartussies

a chaotic group on tuatwt that focuses on the umbrella academy, which fruit is the gayest fruits, bullying middle aged men, warios' ass, how much we hate chem, and dead dave jokes

"the clintoris bartussies are at their insane agenda again"

"have you seen the new post from the clintoris bartussies account?"

by ivorystarjade March 27, 2022

clitoris

an area of the female genetalia that creates immense amounts of "pleasure" due to the tickling from any one/thing that is used to cause an orgasm.

-What's a clitoris?
-Well...You masturbate, right?
-...Go on...
-It's the thing you touch when you masturbate.
-OOOHHHH! Ok.

by JPerk December 28, 2005

Clitoris Rex

Very small dinosaur that inhabited the vulva mounds during the jurassic period. Though no direct evidence of it's existance has ever been documented, it is widely speculated to be a close relative of the larger Penisourus. This carnivorous dinosour was protected by an elastic sheath called the clit hood. It is assumed that the Clitoris Rex emerges from it's hood only when feeding. It's diet consisted of direct penile, finger and tounge stimulation.

"Did you hear about that guy who discovered evedence of the Clitoris Rex?"

"Man, don't you know that thing is a myth. The clit is about as real as dragons and unicorns."

by Cappy1 May 7, 2005