Clitch

Get on my level

Get on my clitch bitch

by Bye bich June 9, 2018

Clitchy

Feeling bitchy due to lack of sex

I really need to get laid as I'm starting to feel clitchy.

by Freak273 August 29, 2018

Clitch

Onomatopoeia and verb for the bungee strap buckle inside 1990's Rain Jackets Such as Adidas Sports rain Jacket.

Child: *Snapping the buckle together continuously making "Clitch sound"

Mother "Whats that bloody noise"

Child "It's ma Clitch"
Mother "Your what?"
Child "Look my Clitch" *Shows bungee strap buckle to mother and snaps it together
Mother: *Smiles* "You are a nutter"
Child *Clitch , Clitch , Clitch"

by WelshBanter June 2, 2020

Clotch

A misspelling of “cloth” by a moran that sparks seemingly endless text messages.

I was thinking of a Hoochie clotch. Never mind.

by Speed78 November 5, 2020

Clitchening

Cleaning the kitchen (said when you have to leave a call real quick).

"Guys I'll be right back, gotta clitchening"

by Pissygirl November 17, 2020

Clitch

When your female friend ditches you.

-While playing overwatch-
"Anthi wouldn't heal me the other day. That bish clitched me!"

by Ilsivar January 31, 2021

Clitchen

clean kitchen; meant to describe a clean kitchen

"I'm shocked! I never expected to see a proper clitchen!"

by Kr0w June 9, 2022