Clinch

Clinch:
1. A word mainly used to mean grabbing of the dick.
2. Rubbing penis on your face.

Seb clinch's all the time. He usually clinch's four times a day.

by pollyphinic August 11, 2008

clinch / un-clinch

clinch / un-clinch is what most guys do with their butt-cheeks when they're jacking off and trying to cum.

When I jack off and I'm getting close, I clinch / un-clinch my tight buns!

by USAF Cadet April 1, 2021

clinchitis

also known in common tongue as "gameboy butt". this syndrome occurs when a shooting pain and pinching sensation arises in one's b-hole. this feeling is most described as "a sudden sensation of a gameboy being rammed in one's anal cavity."

:Hey mike you look a little uneasy there.
:Yeah man my bhole is on fire i think i got gameboy butt
:actually Mike the correct term is "clinchitis"

by cheddar jack bahama mama April 13, 2012

Couchie clinch

When your wearing leggings/tights and they ride up in your crotch and this fire burn occurs.

Omg Sally went to the nurses office after she did a split because she got Couchie clinch!!! Oml what da fuck!!!!

by Official_Juba_ August 15, 2017

Denver Clinch

The utilisation of the bend of a partner's knee for penile stimulation

"We were having a gang bang and ran out of orifices so I bent their knee around my cock and for a good old Denver Clinch"

by Yourmumwouldntlikeourwhatsappg October 21, 2017

cheek clincher

When something is so suspenseful, tense, or exciting that you clench both butt cheeks together the whole time. ie sports game, movie, tv show

Did you see that Bills/Chiefs playoff game last night? What a cheek clincher!

I watched Avenger Endgame today, it was a real cheek clincher!

by JoeG86 May 4, 2022

minty clinch

Minty Clinch was a 16th century vagabond who plundered and raped his own kind but could not hack it when his grandmother in a waspie committed an act of buggery upon him with a wooden rod, leaving the distraught vagabond destitute, whereupon he took his own life.

"Where's Warren the Filth tonight?"
"He's doing a Minty Clinch down in Resolven car-park.

by William Tickle-Tockle December 6, 2015