The Cleveland Steamer, contrary to popular belief, is not the act of defacating on your partner's chest before, during, or after sex. The true Cleveland steamer is the act of filling a large, deep bowl with feces and microwaving it untill it is steaming hot, and then having sex with it, usually resulting in extreme pain and sever burns.
by FatManJ August 22, 2006
Get the cleveland steamermug. Cleveland Steamer Haiku:
Wake up sleepy head\
Rise and shine bright morning day\
Hey! who crapped on me?\
Wake up sleepy head\
Rise and shine bright morning day\
Hey! who crapped on me?\
by MC Flunk October 17, 2008
Get the Cleveland Steamermug. when you take a dump on someone's chest and rub it in like a steam roller, moving ur ass back and forth on her chest.
by jzelen November 16, 2007
Get the cleveland steamermug. When you put plastic wrap over someone's mouth and shit inside their mouth. The plastic wrap then acts as a shit condom inside their mouth.
Try to use heavy duty plastic wrap when giving a Cleveland Steamer- unless the recipient doesn't mind a little corn in their diet.
by Watertown Hero March 26, 2009
Get the Cleveland Steamermug. A steamboat who carried dodge balls in the early 1900s; also referred to as the Cleveland steamboat.
by Harry "Dodge" Balls March 23, 2009
Get the cleveland steamermug. The act of leaving a shit stain on the rib cage of a woman while receiving penile pleasure from friction between the mammaries.
by Long Island August 15, 2004
Get the Cleveland Steamermug. The art of a person (female) taking a big dump on another's chest (male). Sly Stallone has been accused of this paticular fetish
The Cleveland Steamer is the art of a person (female) taking a big dump on another's chest (male). Sly Stallone has been accused of this paticular
by maxrob55 October 13, 2008
Get the Cleveland Steamermug.