cleveland steamer

The act of defecating on your partner.

I recieved a cleveland steamer on my face two days ago, and I still have corn stuck in my teeth.

by Yat December 21, 2003

cleveland steamer

The Cleveland Steamer, contrary to popular belief, is not the act of defacating on your partner's chest before, during, or after sex. The true Cleveland steamer is the act of filling a large, deep bowl with feces and microwaving it untill it is steaming hot, and then having sex with it, usually resulting in extreme pain and sever burns.

Did you hear about John? He got rushed to the burn ward after trying a cleveland steamer.

by FatManJ August 23, 2006

Cleveland Steamer

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

Cleveland Steamer Haiku:

Wake up sleepy head\
Rise and shine bright morning day\
Hey! who crapped on me?\

by MC Flunk August 25, 2008

cleveland steamer

when you take a dump on someone's chest and rub it in like a steam roller, moving ur ass back and forth on her chest.

"i gave this girl a Cleveland steamer and it was awesome"

by jzelen October 29, 2007

Cleveland Steamer

When you put plastic wrap over someone's mouth and shit inside their mouth. The plastic wrap then acts as a shit condom inside their mouth.

Try to use heavy duty plastic wrap when giving a Cleveland Steamer- unless the recipient doesn't mind a little corn in their diet.

by Watertown Hero November 09, 2008

cleveland steamer

A steamboat who carried dodge balls in the early 1900s; also referred to as the Cleveland steamboat.

there was a large shipment of dodge balls so they called on the one and only, Cleveland Steamer.

by Harry "Dodge" Balls March 23, 2009

Cleveland Steamer

The act of leaving a shit stain on the rib cage of a woman while receiving penile pleasure from friction between the mammaries.

"Tiffany broke up with me after I gave her a cleveland steamer."

by Long Island August 15, 2004