nutty cletus

this is where you chew up some goobers (chocolate-covered peanut candy) and spit them up somebody's anus. then they poop the contents of their butthole into your mouth.

man #1: what should we eat while we watch titanic tonight?

man #2: how 'bout some goobers?

man #1: oh i'm sorry we're fresh out due to the huge nutty cletus i gave your wife last night.

man #2: oh.

nutty cletus by cocktupus January 28, 2008

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Jethro and cletus

Jethro and cletus - trailer park / redneck version of pookie and ray ray. They may engage in activities such as muddin,using and manufacturing meth,pipe bombs,
Classic rock and country music .

They don't necessarily have to be prejudiced or racist though.

Nah man I stay out trailer parks
Thats Jethro and cletus neck of the woods.

Jethro and cletus by Blu_leef November 6, 2022

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Alabama Cletus Fest

The forceful act of 3 men all named Cletus aggressively fucking each other in a car. Unlike a soup kitchen these men are not homeless. One is wearing high heels and another is wearing a Batman costume

Damn Cletus I heard you had a Cletus fest how was it?

Cletus: It was really nice. I met some other men named Cletus as well. There was a Cletus in high heels and a Batman costume. We had a nice big Alabama Cletus fest

Alabama Cletus Fest by Big man Cletus October 16, 2018