this is where you chew up some goobers (chocolate-covered peanut candy) and spit them up somebody's anus. then they poop the contents of their butthole into your mouth.
man #1: what should we eat while we watch titanic tonight?
man #2: how 'bout some goobers?
man #1: oh i'm sorry we're fresh out due to the huge nutty cletus i gave your wife last night.
man #2: oh.
man #2: how 'bout some goobers?
man #1: oh i'm sorry we're fresh out due to the huge nutty cletus i gave your wife last night.
man #2: oh.
by cocktupus January 28, 2008
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Classic rock and country music .
They don't necessarily have to be prejudiced or racist though.
Classic rock and country music .
They don't necessarily have to be prejudiced or racist though.
by Blu_leef November 6, 2022
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The forceful act of 3 men all named Cletus aggressively fucking each other in a car. Unlike a soup kitchen these men are not homeless. One is wearing high heels and another is wearing a Batman costume
Damn Cletus I heard you had a Cletus fest how was it?
Cletus: It was really nice. I met some other men named Cletus as well. There was a Cletus in high heels and a Batman costume. We had a nice big Alabama Cletus fest
Cletus: It was really nice. I met some other men named Cletus as well. There was a Cletus in high heels and a Batman costume. We had a nice big Alabama Cletus fest
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