CLOGGED STIFFY

A STIFFY WITH TOO MUCH COOMIE

YOOOO MY MAN CLOGGED STIFFY

by I am not Matt for real tho April 1, 2021

Clogged Pipe

When a man is having anal sex with a constipated woman, and when he pulls out she shits all over his face

Aww fuck you clogged piped me BITCH!!!

by Mr. MyyDixiNormous March 8, 2009

Clegger

Someone who will say one thing that sounds good, but when it comes to actually doing it, does the opposite.
Comes from Nick "Dick" Clegg's campaign in which he said how he will help Britain if he becomes PM ands when he did he backstabbed everyone who voted for him(namely in raising university fees).

Guy 1: i promise to keep university fees down.
Guy 2: got my vote and your in power. nice to keep fees at £3000
Guy 1: thanks, although i've just put fees up to £9000
Guy 2: You're such a clegger

by MiiDNiiT3 April 28, 2011

Clogged Toilet

the sex act of stuffing multiple oranges or other spherical fruits into the vagina, then scrubbing the vaginal walls with a toilet brush

The tangelos I ate from the clogged toilet didn't taste very good

by HattoriHanzo October 31, 2011

clugged

comes from clogged and plugged.
when you're toilet is so full it won't flush.
or anything else involving blockage.

"i have the cold thats going around my nose is so clugged i can't breathe!" *sneezes*

"well thats better than me my friends cousin came over to my house and clugged my toilet!"
"we got it rough, man"
"forrealz"

by princess pho shizzle January 31, 2009

clogged lizard

The act of putting a Q-tip into the penis and then getting jacked off.

I got a clogged lizard last night

by SC_UC March 4, 2007

clogged drainpipe

two people engaging in a 69, enjoying one another. the person becomes so excited that they look down longingly at their partner. in the moment of passion, they look down and he/she sees a bunch pubes in their partners gloriously white smile


i.e. a clogged drain pipe

"hey, baby you have a clogged drainpipe stop smiling"

by billy blank December 16, 2008