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Claustrophobic

The fear of Santa Claus and all things realted to the jolly fat man.
A tendency to light up the fireplace with gasoline and place tripwires in the chimney every christmas.
Person 1:Damn it's christmas again, horrible time to be Claustrophobic.

Person 2:Hmmm. . . HO HO HO !

Person 1: GAHHH !
Claustrophobic by Mister KPO January 4, 2009

Claustrophobia 

An intense, abnormal fear of Santa.
Oh, God, no! It's Claus! RUN, HE HAS HIS ELVES WITH HIM!
Claustrophobia by Aldo Shabadoo February 7, 2004

Claustrophobia 

The fear of Sante Claus. Usally effects squids in wells.
Person 1:"Get off my foot I have claustrophobia!"
Person 2:" That means he's afraid of Sante Claus!"
Claustrophobia by Tust Me I Know January 25, 2015

claustrophobic smoker 

A person who greatly dislikes smoking cigarettes in closed in areas.
i cant smoke in here, i am to much of a claustrophobic smoker
claustrophobic smoker by BigLutz January 22, 2010

Claustrophonic 

When you're on the phone with a person and you feel anxiety and trapped because they keep talking even after you said you have to go.
I was talking to Adrian and told her I had to go. But she just kept going on and on. I got all claustrophonic and just hung up!
Claustrophonic by Roman Wolf April 20, 2016

Clostrophobic 

Guy: hey come in this elevator
guy2: no I'm clostrophobic

Guy: what that mean
Guy 2: I'm scared of walls
Clostrophobic by Yeetrr69420 September 27, 2019