Coconut Crawdaddy

A sexual routine involving a coconut, one cooked crawfish, and one living crawfish. While in the missionary position a coconut is broken over the women's head to ensure she is limp for the following, the cooked crawfish is inserted into the anus and the living into the vagina, both are then sucked out broken open, dipped in the coconut milk and eaten. It is a favorite among southern Cajuns and the French.

"You haven't eaten crawfish until you have had the coconut crawdaddy"

Kacey - "Kota, why are your limping"
Kota - "I got Coconut Crawdaddy-ed last night and the live one got a little feisty"

by kyle Zeterbergz April 11, 2011

The crawdaddy grab

When a man is taking a urinating, the act of grabbing the penis and testicles to avoid leaking in the pants.

Ah man, I dripped in my pants! You should have used the crawdaddy grab.

by Karl Foote November 5, 2005

chawdad-skidoodley-saurous monster

a fatty lip full o' tobacco
(chew)

Sheyooo boy, ill tell you what, after a long hard day of work, a chawdad-skidoodley-saurous monster sure hits the spot, right James?

by seth821 January 15, 2008

crawdad tuck

When it's cold out side, the male must tuck his penis around and behind his scrotum to keep it warm, like how a crawdad hides under a rock to be safe.When it's cold out side, the male must tuck his penis around and behind his scrotum to keep it warm, like how a crawdad hides under a rock to be safe.

Guy A : "Man, I can't believe how cold out is today!"
Guy B : "Oh I know bro. I had to crawdad tuck it."
Guy C : "All day, you gotta hide that cock under the rock."

by LTTyphoon January 4, 2015

Crawdad trap

An act of incest, preforming the succ or insertion of the you know what.

I ain't care if your my cousin, get over here and bait my crawdad trap!

by The Official Heff October 2, 2016

Clapdaddying

When you comment on someones post calling the hot not knowing their age but then they tell you theyre a minor

Person one: what did jacob do?
Person 2: hes being clapdaddying on my sisters posts

by Yourdachokedtodeathonmyfatdick April 16, 2020

Clapdaddies

Used to describe shoes that are way too big for someone. When someone takes a step forward, the shoe slides off of their foot and comes back on with a "clap", hence its name. Origin: Houston.

"This nigga got them big ass clapdaddies on!"

"Take them clapdaddies off before someone fire yo ass up!"

by marillicious February 22, 2022