shit caved in

An expression referencing a severe ass whooping which can be delivered/received by hands, feet and/or objects. More than one deliverer may be involved. To get one's shit caved in is to be left incapacitated on the ground with bruises, bleeding and/or broken bones. The victim may or may not be left conscious although it is considered more appropriate to leave the victim conscious so they can feel their entire body hurt while thinking about what they did to get their shit caved in. Considering the scope of the ass kicking, it is entirely possible for the victim to literally get their shit kicked back into their ass if they needed to take a dump at the time.

In extreme cases, getting one's shit caved in results in death.

The word ordering can be modified in a few ways depending on usage. See examples.

Dominic Toretto once caved a guy's shit in when said guy caused the death of Dominic's father.

Near the end of Sin City, Detective Hardigan caved Junior Roark's shit in.

Before getting shot in the back of the head, Johnny Vang got his shit caved in by Chev Chelios.

by Yeret August 12, 2017

Tea Clawed

The act of getting absolutely shit faced by drinking back Twisted Tea and White claw, resulting in a healthy dose of blackout and stomach pains. This is the best combo if your feeling frisky and will probably end up fucking a Lama.

Yo Josh trying to get Tea Clawed and get our stomached raped

by Jaubs100 June 13, 2020

clavenea

clavenea is a fragile person, she's one of a kind. beautiful and cute, she likes to tell her story even if u are stranger. she forgive u, she doesn't have pride.

clavenea is so kind she forgive me so fast

by shanoxx June 9, 2021

Cleaved in Twain

The best fucking thrash metal band to come out of New Zealand ever!

'Did you hear that fat, new Cleaved in Twain track"
'FUCK YES, that was EPIC!!!'

by MetalHead8399 December 25, 2011

chaved

1. Having property messed up/broken by chavs
2. Getting harassed by a chav in any way

Looking at a bench covered in litter/vandelised "this bench has been chaved"

"I just got chaved on the way here"

by Dannie July 23, 2005

clave

Slang for sterilizing with an autoclave. It is often used by the younger generation of scientists and most older people will have no idea what it means.

"Dang, Michael forgot to clave those biohazard bags!"

by Brendan&Hollie June 10, 2008

claven

One who is long winded. This person is allways corect and often states personal opinion as fact. Likes the sound of his own voice.

John, you really are a claven.

by mudflap January 22, 2003