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Claimer

Someone who says they know things but they don't. They say they did things but they didn't. Often try to one up people. Basically just a shit liar.
Harry claims he eats kale salads to be healthy but had Chicken fingers for lunch all week. He's such a claimer
by Nosebeers September 1, 2016
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Social Claymore

1. A person, who at the most inappropriate time, will say or do something that is a turn off to everyone within ear shot.

2. Add a few cans of loud mouth, and step away.

3. A social repellent to anyone around them.
1. Oh God, here comes the social claymore.......wonder what type of havoc they will reap on this occasion.

2. When he drinks he gets loud and OBnoxious.
by Maxperdiem May 16, 2010
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claymorewhore

a person on call of duty modern warfare 2

that camps at the same spot,
and uses scavenger to ressuply his claymores
this way he keeps getting claymores and kills
that guy is a real claymorewhore.
yeah, he is still camping in that same spot, with a claymore at each entrance
by REDDEVIL5228 December 21, 2009
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Quota Clamor

The time of the month in which the police are trying to meet the quota, therefore, they pull over people for the most ridiculous reasons.
I got pulled over for going 4 over the speed limit! Damn quota clamor.
by Nickaboo3533 June 5, 2010
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Claymore Party

Playing a multi-player that has claymores as equipment, such as Call of Duty, and your whole team camps an area and sets claymores.
Example1:

Call of Duty: Black Ops, Zombie mode.

Host: Let's go to the alley and have a Claymore Party

The Rest of the party: Okay!
by DJ Imperial March 2, 2011
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Claymore Moment

the sense that is derived from the game "Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2" that the sense when you hear a the click of the claymore and you try to run off or jump out of the way but you die. (Also applies in real life such as when you say something uncalled for or inappropriate for the situation and you want to take it back but you cant hence the claymore has already exploded).
Claymore Moment

a: I was going to get that camping piece of shit in the planes cockpit but as I turned the corner and heard the click and tried to go back but it was no use.

b: as I was trying to crack a joke to impress a girl i said a very sexist joke and I wanted to take it back but the claymore has already exploded as in she started to beat the shit out of me with her purse dildo.
by mistahwaffles October 15, 2011
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TURD CLAYMORE

when you take two carefully laid logs on each side of the toilet seat and slam the lid.
Dude I'm not cleaning that someone did a turd claymore in there!
by Arcaneos510 September 11, 2020
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