Myspace Senior Citizen

An adult over the age of 40 that belongs to the website myspace.com.

The MSC usually uses the site as a way to spy on others, gather information in an attempt to disturb someone's life offline, or relive a long passed youth.

Boonquisha: My boyfriend's auntie won't quit friend requesting me.

LaTavious: Fuck them myspace senior citizens.

by Meredith(MissM) March 15, 2007

The Senior Citizen

When you put your hand in a bucket of water or bathtub long enough to let your hand get all wrinkly and then proceed to pleasure yourself so that it feels like an 85 year old is doing in. Can also be combined with the Stranger, The Danger Stranger, the Reverse or French-Grip, and can also be used with your significant other.

Oh man, I gave myself The Senior Citizen last night, and today I feel like I should eat some tapioca pudding, get in my Buick and drive slow in the high speed lane, or yell at kids to stay off my lawn.

I just gave myself The Senior Citizen and now I feel like playing Bingo.

by ChaSin78 February 21, 2009

solid citizen

An all around descent well repected stand up individual.

Jimmy is one solid citizen

by nadcon67 January 18, 2012

Star Citizen

Space sim full of ED:Odyssey refugees. with expensive space boats, bugs, and mediocre frames per second, it somehow manages to be fun.

Person 1: Hey, wanna play Star Citizen with me?
Person 2: Star citizen is just scam citizen.

by Tewam February 15, 2022

Crap on a Senior Citizen

An important ritual within the urban culture. Stick your butt out of a bus window or over the side of a building and dump away onto the poor bald citizen and soil his or her dignity.

Try it for a laugh. Even fellow senior people can enjoy this activity.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 3, 2003

senior citizen

A euphemism for "old person"

Senior citizens get discounts whenever they go to the movies.

by Richard Swett June 15, 2010

Super Citizen

Someone who aggressively attempts to police others based on their own idea of the law, right and wrong, personal convenience, or 'who should be doing what’.

That super citizen is sitting in the left lane driving at the EXACT speed limit not allowing others to legally pass. People who harass skaters for... skating.

by anyotherduck April 16, 2019