A place where no one knows how to drive faster than 10 below the speed limit while consistently holding onto two of the top 5 worst intersections in the state.
Dude1: Hey sorry I'm late but I had to drive through Canton, MI to get here.
Dude2: For real? It would've been faster if you just walked.
Dude2: For real? It would've been faster if you just walked.
by Canton Michigan January 22, 2018
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Get the Cinteramposha mug.Based on Centown, one of the biggest railway servers in the popular game Minecraft, centownish describes a railway line that has poor dwell time at stations (less than 10 seconds), high accelerations (higher than 4.3 kph/s for a heavy rail line), high fares for a medium distance (50$ for a 4km ride) and is unrealistic and roller coaster-like in general.
Yesterday, I rode this 2km line on Centown, it reached 300 km/h in 4 seconds and I got a $36 fare... So centownish.
by coinc1234 October 10, 2022
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Get the Rob Cantor mug.Cinco de Stratford is a wild street party held in conjunction with Cinco de Mayo at the University of Cincinnati. Occuring annually on Stratford Ave, it has become so violent over the years that cars have been burned and police have shut down the street.
It is belived that the tradition started in the late 90's with keggers and pranks related to an independent film company called Hibachi Chicken Films.
It is belived that the tradition started in the late 90's with keggers and pranks related to an independent film company called Hibachi Chicken Films.
Dude! Cinco de Stratford was so wicked this year that I went to jail and got kicked out of college too!
by M.T. Sanguin September 14, 2008
Get the cinco de stratford mug.A Great Place to Live and Raise a Family. Or so thats what they say. I say, A Great Place to Get in a Wreck Trying to Get Out of the Post Office. North Canton is a town straight out of the 50's, primarily because it hasn't changed since the 50's, except for that it has approxiamately 4329850275827 more stoplights. Residents of Greentown think they live here, but they don't.
Greentown resident: "I live in North Canton!"
North Canton resident: "No you don't. I do. You live with cows. I have a family and we have 2.4 children and 1.8 cars, one of which was hit when I pulled out of the post office."
North Canton resident: "No you don't. I do. You live with cows. I have a family and we have 2.4 children and 1.8 cars, one of which was hit when I pulled out of the post office."
by Paul June 19, 2004
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