Dirty Cillian

When you're not hot enough to bang one of the main band members so you have to settle for their filthiest roadie, who insists on dipping his turtle neck shit on your forehead

The lads wouldn't give me the bang last night so I had to do a dirty Cillian and let him initial my chest

by Freenthebean April 11, 2019

Cillian

Fat loser who everyone slags and it’s very funny because he is defensless and is mad for half of limerick and Emma cross

Autistic child:Cillian can’t hang himslef because he’s fat
Cillian: :(

by Yummymun October 15, 2019

Cillian mcmunagle

An absolute sex symbol. The ultimate definition of sexy. He will make you cream until your balls go flat due to the lack of cum. He is sex.

‘OMG is that cillian mcmunagle’ cried Dylan as he fainted due to the cum being projectiled out of his penis.

‘Oooooooohhhhhh’ said John, doing the same thing.

by Thewoo April 20, 2021

Cillian Derpy

Pretty much Cillian Murphy acting like a complete herp a derp in just about all of his films.

Cillian Derpy crying in Watching the Detectives should be enough to prove the point.

by cillianderpy September 26, 2010

cillian michael murphy

A child that is obsessed with WW2.

Ew, cillian michael murphy. Must be H*tler's son.

by Cillian Michael Murphy March 16, 2022

Cillian Murphy

A living breathing idiot who ignores his fans and ruined Peaky Blinders.

Did you see Cillian Murphy the other day? I can’t believe I saw him. I’m going to have to avoid him forever.

by icelolly123 October 30, 2017

Cillian Kelleher

everyone loves cillian kelleher. he is most definitely autistic. he can get very angry at times but when hes happy he is very nice. he also has an attraction to willys. cillian kellehers are known for there jumbo penis's and hard nipples.

person 1: look at that spastic over there with his mandingo swinging around the place
person 2: its only cillian kelleher, leave him at it

by booty man 1134 May 31, 2023