churchlands senior high school

Bad smelling school filled with far too many students that like graffiti-ing bathrooms, benches and bus stops. Any student that goes here is likely to be an asshole and will walk right into you

Churchlands students are the worst.
Churchlands students can't walk quickly in hallways.
Churchlands students get in the way.

Churchlands senior high school, a disgusting overcrowded school full of terrible people

by Peakgayperformace September 2, 2023

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churchmacker

Someone who goes to church for NO other reason than to find a date, mate, significant other, or spouse; this person will often church-hop, because the minute they see there aren't any "interesting possibilities" they RUN out in the middle of the last hymn; this person makes sure to never give their full name, give nothing that would enable the church to contact them; usually slathered in perfume or cologne as the case may be

Denise: Hey Lisa, what happened to that cute blonde guy who came in here last month?

Lisa: The tall one? He'd been coming in for about three Sundays but he disappeared.

In unison: CHURCHMACKER! Hahahahahaha!

by Choirgirl May 7, 2008

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churchbar

If you are Serbian, libations are a part of life. Therefore, after attending church services you walk over to the church social hall which contains a bar. Hence, the word, "churchbar."

I met my husband at the churchbar after Sunday services. We had our wedding at the church after which we celebrated in the social/banquet hall and churchbar while listening to tambura music.

by SerbWoman October 21, 2013

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