Jesus Chrystler

When Chrysler keeps asking for money and you want to express it by blasphemizing the Christian figure Jesus Christ.

It's an exclamatory statement used specifically for when Chrysler does something wrong.

Blair: (reading from article) Chrysler has asked for another $5 billion for the bale out to be a success.

Wood: Jesus Chrystler!

by Jefbag October 3, 2009

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chrystelica

1. The feeling of psychadelic euphoria one receives from getting drunk & high before they're of age (see chrysalis) in a Cadillac ridin dirty.
2. See psycho cunt.

1. Bro we is so f*ckn chrystelica dawg!
2. You better put that one to the side, she's totally chrystelica.

by white&nerdy October 14, 2006

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Chrystyl • Chrystal • Crystyle • Cheystyle • chrystalleni • Chrystelle • crystyl • Christyl • Christyle • Christylee

cheystyle

Driving your truck at sportbike RPM only to blow up the motor.

I told you your motor would blow if you keep driving cheystyle.

by Grumpalufagus July 14, 2010

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chrystalique

The most beautiful girl in the world. She has a smart mind and she is a loving person. You will never find a Chrystalique. She can be mean when she is annoyed. Overall she is a blessing and a gift from god. When your with Chrystalique you will always have a smile on your face because she has the best personality. She is a loyal friend and one of a kind.

Chrystalique is a beautiful women.

by Husbsvsgg123 July 16, 2017

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