christober

A slang spanglish word for Christopher.

Ian: CHRISTOBER!
Chris: What!

by Bella January 20, 2005

Christoffer

A gay boy who thinks he has the biggest penis of all time. Usually he calls his penis a Horschepenis, but it's definatly wrong.

Probably wears a hoodie that's not zipped and has the hood on.

Look at that dude that thinks he has a big penis!

Oh, that's probably Christoffer!

by Mister Hackerman January 27, 2018

Christoffer

A man who can be very rude without noticing it and puts on a charming personality, to get sex. He is the type of guy to get a few STD’s a year. Some would describe him as a dickhead

Yo he made Anna cry, what a Christoffer!

by Henrietta the boss October 2, 2019

Cristofer

Cris is the biggest dumbfuck of all time he is annoying sometimes but he is cool.

Wow that kid is such a cristofer sometimes

by Eat that pussy445 March 13, 2017

cristofer drew

1. singer of NEVERshoutNEVER 2. the cutest guy in the whole world 3. guy with an absolute amazing voice and awesome hair 4. kristina's future husband !

girl: Did you see that fine boy walking down the street?

kristina: yea. that's my man Cristofer Drew.

by hi_kristina March 19, 2009

christoffer tsingos

A name that is commonly known as Gaylord, but in Sweden we just say Christoffer Tsingos to let our low intelligent people know what we are talking about.

1) Wanna go on a date?
2) Aren't you a Christoffer Tsingos?
1) ....yes....
2) Then no.

by Oliverboi February 15, 2018

christofer

absolute bitch should never trust him plays with girls feelings and doesn’t care about anyone else except himself

christofer is a bitch

by hshabs April 22, 2020