A Jewish Christian is a Jew who also believes Jesus is the messiah. Jewish Christians find their faith very hard to explain to most people.
Jewish Cristian: Hi, I'm a Jewish Christian!
Guy: A what?
Jewish Christian: A Jewish Christian! I am Jewish, but I believe Jesus is our messiah!
Guy:... So you're Jewish... and Christian?
Jewish Christian: Yes.
Guy: ... Whoa.
Guy: A what?
Jewish Christian: A Jewish Christian! I am Jewish, but I believe Jesus is our messiah!
Guy:... So you're Jewish... and Christian?
Jewish Christian: Yes.
Guy: ... Whoa.
by Adam Cecil June 1, 2006
Get the Jewish Christian mug.Jørn Christian is a Norwegian expression that goes all the way back to the vikings. Jørn means the hardcore viking that sailed across the seas and fought and plunderd. Very simular to definition Berserk. This Viking got his middle name after endless conquests of widdows across the whole northern hemisfare. The name Christian is accutally top score of a counting system used by the Vikings.
O my god, that guy just reached the ultimate score.
You could say,
O my god, that guy just reached Christian.
If the guy also can be discribed as a hardcore Norwegian viking, he deserves to be called a real Jørn Christian.
You could say,
O my god, that guy just reached Christian.
If the guy also can be discribed as a hardcore Norwegian viking, he deserves to be called a real Jørn Christian.
by Berserk Viking February 5, 2010
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a crackhead school making more crackheads, est. 1967.
if you see a gavino crackhead, then you say “ Smd”
a school that accepts kids to only take their money for graft and corruption and their stupd 4th stret bulding which no kids would ever use.
Not to mention, their teachers have rlly big egos but small chupa chups.
if you see a gaza methhead, then you say “I hope you suck my ass”
come on down to the philippines or googol earth and you will see this godforsaken sht of a “learning center” that teaches future generations top quality assholery, crackheadery and clownery
a crackhead school making more crackheads, est. 1967.
if you see a gavino crackhead, then you say “ Smd”
a school that accepts kids to only take their money for graft and corruption and their stupd 4th stret bulding which no kids would ever use.
Not to mention, their teachers have rlly big egos but small chupa chups.
if you see a gaza methhead, then you say “I hope you suck my ass”
come on down to the philippines or googol earth and you will see this godforsaken sht of a “learning center” that teaches future generations top quality assholery, crackheadery and clownery
Are you from Jubilee Christian Academy? because you’re a disgrace!
We dont expect much from teachers and gavinos at jubilee christian academy.
We dont expect much from teachers and gavinos at jubilee christian academy.
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by Mr.Playstation October 23, 2018
Get the Jonah Christian mug.An oxymoron. This is a term uneducated (and people who typically don't want to learn) use to try to clump Judaism and Christianity together, despite them being nothing alike. It is a nonsense phrase.
Bob: "I want to raise my children with Judeo-Christian values"
Janet: "Judaism and Christianity are nothing alike, there's no such thing as 'Judeo-Christian values'"
Bob: "You're wrong!"
Bob: *storms off angry like a child*
Janet: "Judaism and Christianity are nothing alike, there's no such thing as 'Judeo-Christian values'"
Bob: "You're wrong!"
Bob: *storms off angry like a child*
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