Circus Clowning

The act of attempting to hit on a female is a social setting by approaching her from behind and dancing erratically against her backside while loudly humming the circus song (formally known as "Entry of the Gladiators")

I was just circus clowning this tasty treat over by the bathrooms but turns out that was her boyfriend next to her. We gots to go!

by Ed-Money September 20, 2011

crowning

The point during a woman's labor when the baby's head (also known as the crown) can be first seen poking out of her vagina. Also used to refer to the point when a poop log can be first seen poking out of the anus.

"Oh my God, I had Mexican food for lunch again! I need to use your toilet ASAP, I'm CROWNING!"

by Titan2014 May 19, 2014

chooning

Listening to music, Usually of a hardcore nature. Word is especially useful in electronic conversation such as msn.

Typical MSN conversation:

GINGE: Wat u up to?

STEVIE: nothing rly, just chooning innit

GINGE: Nice one

by Ste to the V December 1, 2007

crowning

synonoumous with "poking cotton" or "turtling"

I need to take a dump real bad, I'm crowning

by gdollar January 3, 2004

Clowning the rice

To screw something up badly.
Comes from Gene from Top Chef Season 5, Episode 5 where he messed up a dish.

"I was trying to make sushi instead I ended up clowning the rice."

by Idaho Sell December 19, 2008

Fake Chowing

The act of pretending to eat a woman out.

Father: So today your mother accused me of "fake chowing." What the hell is that?

Son: Really dad? You pretended to go down on her? Isn't this something you should be telling Uncle Howard anyway?

by Blue Ophelia November 22, 2011

clowning

to insert your testicles into a woman's anus, while at the same time inserting your penis into her vagina; normally occurs with several black men standing around

"aww yea clown that bitch"
"nuts in the ass, dick in the pussy"
"yeah, you clowning that bitch"

by Balls Enuranuz May 16, 2007