chastity beard

A beard which girls find unattractive that a man grows when his girlfriend, who normally would make him shave, goes away for a long time. The beard repels other girls and thus ensures the man’s chastity.

Jake: What's that disgusting thing on your face?
James: That's just my chastity beard.
Jake: Oh right, your girlfriend is on vacation.

by Hopeyouguessmyname May 21, 2010

chopticon highschool

A dumb ass hillbilly nation with Bunches of Privileged WHITE Republican rednecks. It also has large amount of whores and sluts just to keep things fun. The teachers are all crackheads or perverts. Most of the kids that go there are high 24/7 . boys lost the privilege of bathroom stall doors due to vaping and NOBODY talks about it lmao. It’s also funny that since there’s only like a bundle of black kids, white kids act black to make up for the difference. All around this place is shit. It’s also FUCKING HAUNTED cus murder happened there, Seriously look it up lmao. Yee YEE

“Chopticon highschool sucks mega ass” - Litterally anyone who’s ever been there

by BigTh0T42069 April 20, 2020

Chostal

Hybrid of "Cho" Seung-Hui (the Virginia Tech gunman) and the term "going postal", meaning to suddenly become extremely and uncontrollably angry, usually to the point of violence. Going "Chostal" is exclusive to violent or homicidal incidences at schools or institutions of learning (libraries, etc) and more than not culminates with the aggressor killing him or herself.

William was so tired of being picked on throughout high school that he went straight Chostal at the prom and shot twelve people then himself.

by Eric T. James June 10, 2007

chesticular cancer

1. Breast cancer in males. Also known as "moob cancer".

"Bill went to the doctor the other day and they found chesticular cancer."

by Tcxi November 4, 2009

chastity belt torment

When a woman/man places a stimulation device within a woman's vagina and then locks it inside of her by placing a chastity belt on her. He usually hides the key and makes her wear it all day. The result is a very wet woman who is very horny and will do anything for you to have you take the chastity belt off to remove the vibrator from her now extremely wet vaginal cavities.

Me: OMG, last night was great!

Dom: All I know is that you were with Alexis. What happened?

Me: She had wanted to be my sex slave for a day. And she wanted me to do something very naughty to her. So I decided to give her some chastity belt torment. This happened in the morning of yesterday...

Dom: So she had to have that huge Vibrator inside of her all day?

Me: Yea... She was really horny by the time she saw me again and she begged me to remove the chastity belt so I could make her come. And so after I had finished making her come with my fingers she used her magical Goddess like mouth to pleasure me...

by Goddess lover May 8, 2011

Chastity

A sign of true love in a world bound to sexual slavery; Not succumbing to your sexual desires whenever they arise, therefore having true sexual freedom; Loving and respecting sex and love so much that you vow to save yourself into marriage out of love, not fear; Perfecting your sexual desires instead of letting them waste away through selfish pleasures; Vowing yourself to a life of no premarital sex out of love, not fear

Thomas is saving himself out of love for his future wife; Thomas is chaste

Chad practices abstinence out of fear of STDs despite not having the option to waste his virginity. Chad is just abstinent, not chaste.

Atheist or Christian, chastity is the way to go guys. Watch the video "Romance without Regret" to learn the true value of chastity and your sexuality. This guy, Jason Evert, changed my life for the better

by Chastity man October 18, 2014

chopstick jockey

Derogatory term referring to a person of Asian descent.

"That chopstick jockey certainly is good at math."

by Lee in Austin June 19, 2008