crooping

When you cry while you poop

I was crooping last night.

by alexaforev March 20, 2017

Chouping

the act of "raving" inside your own head while attempting to do errands, frequently dancing pretending like you are wearing glow-light gloves.

PJ can typically be seen chouping when he is blacked out around alcohol, weed, and adderall.

by Roommate6079 March 3, 2011

Chopping the Straddle

When a female is in the spread eagle position and a male who has an erection jumps and karate chops the females vagina with his erect penis.

I can't piss right today man, because last night i sprained my dick chopping the straddle.

by StraddleWaddle November 16, 2011

Choosing my battles

Making a decision based upton what is most worth fighting for.

You make choosing my battles real easy at this point.

by PineappleJuice May 1, 2015

Chopping board chest

When a woman has no tits,not even an A cup

Damn,she has no tits,just some skin then ribs,she got chopping board chest

by Alloy June 20, 2020

Choppin' Broccoli

"Choppin' Broccoli" or "The Lady I Know" is a song written by Dana Carvey as songwriter Derek Stevens on Saturday Night Live. The skit goes that songwriter Derek Stevens doesn't have a demo tape at a meeting with producers, so he tells them he wanted to play it live. He then sits at the piano and makes up a ridiculous song about a woman he knows (the song is entitled "The Lady I Know" but SNL fans have come to know it as "Choppin' Broccoli") going to a food store and buying broccoli then going home and chopping it. Look it up on YouTube, I guarantee you'll laugh. It's hailed as one of the funniest SNL skits of all time.

"...And my lady she went down town, she brought some broccoli, she brought it home, she's choppin' broccoli..."

by softballqueen17 February 21, 2015

Keep Choppin

Made famous by Rutgers football coach Greg Schiano.

When things are tough.. when things are going against you.. When quitting is the easiest option..

KEEP CHOPPIN!

If you are lost in the middle of the forest and dont know which way to go, just start chopping every tree down and you will then be able to see your way out.

Eric Legrand, paralyzed Rutgers football player, has a tough, long road to recovery. But he will keep choppin and walk again, believe it!!

by ericfoster4prez January 22, 2012