a bag which iz full of jizzed up 10 year old lunch which is dripping and only just stable enough to hold its contents.
content is unknown, mystifying yet humbling!!
CAUTION! : the slightest movment may set this shitbag off and iz highly dangerous if your milk in it which was due to expire on april the 5th 1982. if purple growth persists to devour the lunch call 999 or an exterminator as fast as your fat ass will go!!!
content is unknown, mystifying yet humbling!!
CAUTION! : the slightest movment may set this shitbag off and iz highly dangerous if your milk in it which was due to expire on april the 5th 1982. if purple growth persists to devour the lunch call 999 or an exterminator as fast as your fat ass will go!!!
guy 1)= hey isnt your lunch leaking??
guy 2)= no, no my chodified lunch is just a bit over its expiry date!!
guy 2)= no, no my chodified lunch is just a bit over its expiry date!!
by REEE! March 1, 2008
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To intentionally strangle oneself manually or assisted by accessories, in an attempt to heighten sexual pleasure whilst stimulating one's own genitals
Person 1: Jimmy's been really cross lately
Person 2: Yeah he has - I heard he's been taking a break from choking off!
Person 1: let's hope he bumps those numbers up ASAP
*two people watch a child fall*
Person 1: Hey man! Can I borrow your belt
Person 2: Yes, definitely! May I ask why?
Person 2: I think I need to choke off to this later!
Person 2: Yeah he has - I heard he's been taking a break from choking off!
Person 1: let's hope he bumps those numbers up ASAP
*two people watch a child fall*
Person 1: Hey man! Can I borrow your belt
Person 2: Yes, definitely! May I ask why?
Person 2: I think I need to choke off to this later!
by notdale March 1, 2019
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Example; Yo, what's up man?
Nothing man, was actually just about to choke the chicken. What about you tho?
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Definition; Choking the chicken Beating the ever living shit out of your meat. On No Nut November, there is no exceptions, if you choke the chicken on that sacred month, you will be shunned from the rest of society for the rest of your life.
Nothing man, was actually just about to choke the chicken. What about you tho?
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Definition; Choking the chicken Beating the ever living shit out of your meat. On No Nut November, there is no exceptions, if you choke the chicken on that sacred month, you will be shunned from the rest of society for the rest of your life.
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Queer coding is used in media when a character is given traits or behaviors that suggest their queerness without any outright confirmation.
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Get the queer coding mug.The process in which a male with an overly hairy Wang jerks himself, making it look as if he is suffocating Chewbacca .
"Yo, Tiberius is taking way too long Draining the Main Vein"
"That's because he's not. He's Choking Chewbacca ! Can't you hear him grunting? BRUUURRRRRURRRRR!
"That's because he's not. He's Choking Chewbacca ! Can't you hear him grunting? BRUUURRRRRURRRRR!
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BOB: Hey bro, what did you and Sydney get into last night?
JIM: Oh, you know, just choking the corn as usual.
JIM: Oh, you know, just choking the corn as usual.
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