chokesterbating

The act of autoerotic asphyxiation. The guilty party will choke him or herself in some manner in order to heighten the sense of pleasure during an orgasm. Can be dangerous, causing possible death.

The lead singer of INXS was chokesterbating hardcore, resulting in death.

by Jesus2 November 5, 2006

cholesterol

too much of it gives you a heart attack. cheerios lowers it.

Eating cheerios lowers my cholesterol!

by face56 October 20, 2006

Chozesbar

A extremely funny person

Bunk bed man is a chozesbar

by bunk bed man October 14, 2019

Human Cholesterol

Stationary masses of persons who, either voluntarily or involuntarily block passage of others in a confined space such as aisles, hallways, staircases etc.

IE:"This human cholesterol is frustrating."
IE: "The stairs have human cholesterol, take the elevator."

by Netah March 23, 2008

The Chodesman

The lamest superhero of all time. He possesses the powers of the chode. He can only make his opponents somewhat sweaty with prolonged exposure to his "chode ray". He is known to make change for people at bus stops and save retarded kittens from trees when the fire department is too busy eating chili and such. He has been stabbed 17 times.

Citizen: "I'm being robbed, help!"

The Chodesman: "Have no fear, The Chodesman is here!"

Citizen: "Oh, it's The Chodesman." "Can you go find a parking enforcement officer or a small boy scout to help me Chodesman?"

The Chodesman: "I will help you citizen, unhand her you fiendish fiend!"

Robber: "I fear you not Chodesman." (Casually stabs The Chodesman in the kidney, robs and rapes woman, leaves)

by Meatspin Mike October 8, 2011

codstar

Codstar, an incredibly cucky guy, loves hiding in bushes, and hardscoping with his 1 inch slammer.

Random guy: Sup bro
Codstar: Get the fuck out of my room im playing MINECRAFTTT!
Random guy: ...okkkk.....

by Chxrli3_211221 November 18, 2017

cholesterol

free choking

“hey can i get some cholesterol”
“no timmy, i’m your mother”

by mom’s delicious wap April 3, 2020