Chode Fingers

1. Someone who has really fat fingers

Hey Dylan how do you dial a phone with those Chode Fingers.

by Heavy Toast May 22, 2009

Chode

A chode is a penis that is wider than it is longer

I have a chode

by Jaxíon the cancer kid March 19, 2017

bowl choker

a piece of human feces so large that it does not even move when the toilet is flushed. in most cases requires removal with a small garden shovel. plungers are rendered useless in a case of a bowl choker.

this toilet is industrial and that bowl choker isn't moving!

by alan steel October 17, 2008

Chode snuggler

One who snuggles with a chode.

"Did you hear that Jameil spent the night with Alex?"
"No way! Alex has a chode!"
"Yeah, Jameil is such a chode snuggler."

by Snode_chuggler March 14, 2010

angry chode

When someone, who is angry they have a Chode, deliberately gets AIDS and starts having sex with every single person possible.

Kyle Perskoski was the first person to ever successfully spread the angry chode, which went to 417 women and 42 men.

by chode gang-shelbychristianwill November 1, 2011

chode-dinger

When one is sitting, usually while driving, one would place your phone on vibrate. Once the phone is on vibrate one would place it between his or her legs in the (chode) area. Once somebody calls, the subject would receive a suprsing, kinda good feeling, ringer.

Guy 1: dude, i heard you were in an accident.
Guy 2: yeah man, it sucked.
Guy 1: what happened man?
Guy 2: well i was driving, and my mom called, and she gave me a chode-dinger.
Guy 1: Oh. well that happens.

by conman08 July 18, 2006

chode yodeling

The sound made when one receives a vigorous porn-like deepthroating.

Cindy's gangbang included several encounters that were nothing short of beautifully renditioned chode yodeling.

by Polish Poopsicle May 14, 2017