The set of rules that Armenians (mostly ones originating from Armenia, and not Iran or Lebanon) follow these.
1)Thou shall wear shoes with the tip shaped like the tip of a jalapeno.
2)Thou shall wear Adidas sweatpants with Gucci shoes.
3)Thou shall not cuss in front of women.
4)Thou shall respect their father and mother.
5)*****Thou shall NEVER eat pussy*****
6)Thou shall not have sex with their wives for any reason, other than to have a baby.
7)Thou shall bend down to sit, feet on the ground, but with their butts stuck in air, and a true Armenian CAN MANTAIN THIS POSITION FOR OVER 5 MINUTES!!!
8)Thou shall ALWAYS leave 5 pounds of sunflower seeds on the ground of were they kick it with their brothers.
9)Thou shall no the Armenian Slang Dictionary.
10)Thou shall not shave their legs, chests, arms, etc.
11)Thou shall ALWAYS have a Tupac CD in their car.
12)Thou shall own at least 1 of the following: a BMW, Mercedes Benz, or a Infiniti G35.
13)Thou shall wear sunglasses outside, even when there IS NO SUN!
1)Thou shall wear shoes with the tip shaped like the tip of a jalapeno.
2)Thou shall wear Adidas sweatpants with Gucci shoes.
3)Thou shall not cuss in front of women.
4)Thou shall respect their father and mother.
5)*****Thou shall NEVER eat pussy*****
6)Thou shall not have sex with their wives for any reason, other than to have a baby.
7)Thou shall bend down to sit, feet on the ground, but with their butts stuck in air, and a true Armenian CAN MANTAIN THIS POSITION FOR OVER 5 MINUTES!!!
8)Thou shall ALWAYS leave 5 pounds of sunflower seeds on the ground of were they kick it with their brothers.
9)Thou shall no the Armenian Slang Dictionary.
10)Thou shall not shave their legs, chests, arms, etc.
11)Thou shall ALWAYS have a Tupac CD in their car.
12)Thou shall own at least 1 of the following: a BMW, Mercedes Benz, or a Infiniti G35.
13)Thou shall wear sunglasses outside, even when there IS NO SUN!
Aram broke rule number 5 of the "Armenian Code of Conduct", so WE PUT A GYOTI ACHOT ON HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ara le-car et gyot Aram eh pootz a lezel, bayc inch bozi txa ya che aper ????
Ara le-car et gyot Aram eh pootz a lezel, bayc inch bozi txa ya che aper ????
by BLANKBLANK24 April 30, 2009
Get the Armenian Code of Conduct mug.A new improved way to rate girls, improving on the 1-10 scale. Just like an area code, let's say 212 for example, there are three digits in this rating scale.
The first number corresponds the girls face, from numbers 1-9, 1 being the lowest, 9 being the highest.
The second number corresponds if the judging male will have sex with the said girl. 0- I would never have sex with said women. 1- absolutely I would stick my pleasure stick in that camtoe. And the last possible digit, 2, meaning that the male would have sex with her only under the manipulating influence of alcohol.
The last digit of the area code is based on the said female's body 1-9. 1 being the lowest, 9 being the highest.
To keep this rating system under wraps, a group of males will never ask what's that girl's area code. He will always ask the male, who are you texting? This keeps the code safe and in control.
The first number corresponds the girls face, from numbers 1-9, 1 being the lowest, 9 being the highest.
The second number corresponds if the judging male will have sex with the said girl. 0- I would never have sex with said women. 1- absolutely I would stick my pleasure stick in that camtoe. And the last possible digit, 2, meaning that the male would have sex with her only under the manipulating influence of alcohol.
The last digit of the area code is based on the said female's body 1-9. 1 being the lowest, 9 being the highest.
To keep this rating system under wraps, a group of males will never ask what's that girl's area code. He will always ask the male, who are you texting? This keeps the code safe and in control.
A group of males at a bar, scanning the scene for potential mates, while standing next to their female friends, use the area code scale to judge the females at the bar.
Male 1: (Points out a certain female group) Who are ypu texting?
Male 2: I'm texting three people at the moment, 617, 503, 504, what do you think?
Male 1: No way, I can only text 717's, you know what I'm saying?!?
Celebratory laugh for the success of the rating system
Male 1: (Points out a certain female group) Who are ypu texting?
Male 2: I'm texting three people at the moment, 617, 503, 504, what do you think?
Male 1: No way, I can only text 717's, you know what I'm saying?!?
Celebratory laugh for the success of the rating system
by DopeDickReynolds January 18, 2013
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When someone asks a favor of you (typically a small one), and you are humble towards it. Unbeknownst to that person that you want something big in return much later.
Jammie: "Hey man can I borrow a pen?"
Arrick: "Sure thing!"
10 years later
Arrick: "I'm here for your first born son..."
Jammie: Damn! Okay. The Arrick Code says I have to.
Arrick: "Sure thing!"
10 years later
Arrick: "I'm here for your first born son..."
Jammie: Damn! Okay. The Arrick Code says I have to.
by PizzaEnthusiast77 November 4, 2014
Get the The Arrick Code mug.-A complex rating system that guys use when their girls are around with area codes.
-With many various, you can get creative with it and never get caught up..
-But no two girls should have the same number in the same night, otherwise you get them mixed up
-With many various, you can get creative with it and never get caught up..
-But no two girls should have the same number in the same night, otherwise you get them mixed up
First Number: Face 1-9
Second Number: Body 1-9
Third Number: Would you Smash? 1=yes 2=no
thus making an area code
"whats up with that 781 from the other night?"
Second Number: Body 1-9
Third Number: Would you Smash? 1=yes 2=no
thus making an area code
"whats up with that 781 from the other night?"
by jaecue January 14, 2008
Get the Area Code mug.the players code saying if your girlfriend/boyfriend lives in an area code if you leave the area code you become single or you can cheat on them and it doesnt count
"dang dude im goin on vaca im afraid of cheatin on joe"
"man dont you know bout the playa's area code"
"man dont you know bout the playa's area code"
by ShannonA June 27, 2005
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Me: Hey, check this meme out!
Dimitar Stoyanov: I will sue you in accordance with Article 146 of the Penal Code of Bulgaria if you do not delete this meme!
Dimitar Stoyanov: I will sue you in accordance with Article 146 of the Penal Code of Bulgaria if you do not delete this meme!
by Inatorinator November 23, 2018
Get the Article 146 of the Penal Code mug.If you are a guy belonging to a dodgeball league in one metropolitan area, you may not substitute on a team in another league in that area that you did not join at the start of the season. The minute you enter a different metro area you in effect become a dodgeball rookie, allowing you to substitute on another team.
We need to crash Boogie's party:) Thanks the the dodgeball corollary to the area code rule, the sub rule shouldn't apply if we leave the county, lol!
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