chocolate thunder

A nickname for Lori

I gave a friend named Lori, but she likes to be called chocolate thunder.

by Krissi7744 June 14, 2018

Chocolate Thunder

The most handsome man on this earth

If you are chocolate thunder you are a smokin hot man! And that’s on period!

by TheBAU💅😗 July 25, 2020

Chocolate Thunder

When a fat black person twerks

Guy: Hey Requise show me some of that chocolate thunder!

by Pie in my eye December 14, 2020

Chocolate Thunder

You shit your pants so hard, so furiously, so INSURMOUNTABLY, so ABHORRENTLY hard, you burn a hole through your pants. Or at least leave a mark that looks like a gaping black hole was painted into your jeans from your asshole.

"RRRGHHH... RRRRAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!" -Patient mid surgery
"QUICK! Hurry up the procedure! He's about to go into chocolate thunder phase!" -Anxious nurse aside the surgeon

by engineerfishmen February 20, 2021

Chocolate Thunder

When you're getting brutally fucked by a dark skinned toned man

'Oh yeah he getting that chocolate thunder "Says Atticus

"He definitely is" Says Dayshun

by Amity1 August 19, 2024

Chocolate Thunder

Chocolate Thunder is a mythical water spirit who commands both ocean and storm, blending the power of the sea with the fury of thunder. With infinite lives, he cannot be truly defeated—only delayed, always returning stronger than before. Often compared to Poseidon and Thor, he exists beyond the boundaries of Greek and Norse mythology.

That Chocolate Thunder is a God!

by Mowgliman March 31, 2026

Chocolate Thunder Coochie Cruncher

A dance that involves two black girls on the dance floor putting in work while everyone watches. One thick and one skinny

Damn, is that Chanel and Lindsay doing the Chocolate Thunder Coochie Cruncher while we are here at The Crier

by SPAMDELIGHT September 26, 2010