Chocolate cream pie

A delicious pie with cream and chocolate. Nothing sexual just a delicious pie.

I ate a delicious chocolate cream pie. Chocolate cream pie is delicious

by Top6Facts May 8, 2018

Chocolate Cream Pie

When you throw chocolate chips at a girl’s vagina.

“My girlfriend got quite upset when I made a chocolate cream pie”

by Dahlia A.N. March 9, 2019

chocolate-sauce pie

The act of smearing diarrhea on the breasts and vagina of a woman during intercourse.

mark: i gave becky the chocolate-sauce pie when she was passed out drunk last night.

by i have 25 anuses July 9, 2021

Chocolate cream pie

When you push your butt cheeks together while pinching a loaf..

I always have to shower after a chocolate cream pie...

by I'm more articulate than you May 12, 2023

Chocolate Cream Pie

When having anal sex, 1 person or a dildo with a pump of fake semen ejaculates into another person's anal cavity. Inside the person's anal cavity, as anyone knows, is fecal matter. This mixes with the (fake or real) semen. When the penis/dildo is pulled out, drips of semen and feces are normally seen. If not, this is a normal cream pie and not a chocolate cream pie.

To create a chocolate cream pie, 1 must ejaculate into another person's anal cavity where feces is.

by Tarrabyte September 16, 2025

Chocolate cream pie

You and a few other friends revealed fecal matter in a pie crust and have a circle jerk onto the fecal matter then mix it up thoroughly, then cut slices and eat said pie.

Me and the guys made a Chocolate cream pie dude!

by Sweatycumstain January 5, 2026

Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie Topped With A Cherry

Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie Topped With A Cherry ingredients concist of:

- 1 fairly large (preferably chunky for flavorable reasons) chunk of shit.
- Three to four and a half tablespoons of freshly squeezed seamen.
- 1 ass hole (the female anus is more conveinent for locational reasons)
- 1 unpopped cherry (if the female has already encountered vaginal intercourse, you should wait for her period or ring out a used tampon)

Now that you have the ingredients to create your own Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie Topped With A Cherry, lets begin with the step by step instructions.

Step 1. Grab a blender or a margarita shaker.
Step 2. Place that blender/shaker to the guy/girl's anus, tap his/her shoulder to sygnal to him/her that he/she is ready to release a fresh chunk into the blender/shaker.
Step 3. Carefuly place a penis into the blender/shaker and begin to ejaculate aproximently 3 - 4 tablespoons of seamen.
Step 4. Conceal the blender/shaker and being to blend/shake the substances.
TIP: Weather you are using a male or female's anus, they can prepare for this Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie Topped With A Cherry by not whiping the anus after unloading their ass holes in the toilet, thus creating a tasty crusty base for the pie.

Step 5. Carefuly pour the mixed bodily fluids gently into the crusted ring of the ass hole.
Step 6. Last but not least top the Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie off with a few drops of a womens cherry juice (If the female is not on her a period, already had her cherry popped, and does not have any extra used tampons around, a little punch in the back of the head can cause the women to drip blood from her ear holes into the Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie to add the final ingredient)

Thank you and I hope you enjoy your Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie Topped With A Cherry =D

Eve: Now that we've had dinner what do you have in mind for desert?

Adam: A Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie Topped With A Cherry sounds delicious right now

Eve: You read my mind!

by Loiper May 25, 2009