chipper

Chipper just hit another homer!
by The Jimmynator September 18, 2003
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chipper

An exceptionally small penis that resembles that wrinkly brown chip inevitably found at the bottom of your mcdonalds chips
Something the secret owner of a chipper might say to displace rumours about his own one inch wonder:
"haha look at him he's got a CHYYYYIIIIPPEEERRR!!!!"
by Gordons School May 29, 2008
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Poop Chipper

One who pisses the shit streaks off public toilets for the greater good.

A term made famous by the Collegehumor movie Coffee Town
He's a great guy. I went in there the other day and took a very adult shit. When I walked out, he walked in. I went back in there and all the skid marks... completely gone! That guy... he's a poop chipper.
by rogerthewhale July 26, 2013
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Poop Chipper

A Poop Chipper is a male who purposefully uses his urine in order to 'chip away' someone else's fecal matter. The Poop Chipper is commonly seen as a 'good guy', a person who uses his urine for the greater good.
Jamie is a really great guy, i've heard he's a poop chipper!
by poorpoorpitifulme July 20, 2013
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egg and chipper

A some person who orders egg and chips in a fancy restaurant.
Ussie is such an egg and chipper, he always insists on ordering egg and chips when we go to the Italian.
by Hard boiled May 07, 2016
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Beef Chipper

A snaggle toothed prostitute with a busted up grill.
Stay away from that prostitute broooohhh. She's a beef chipper. She's known to gnaw it raw.
by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017
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Wood Chipper

A device that is very useful for disposing of bodies quickly
is that your friend in the wood chipper?
by Mr. Jiggs December 26, 2007
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