chipper

The best baseball player of them all.

Chipper just hit another homer!

by The Jimmynator September 17, 2003

chipper

An exceptionally small penis that resembles that wrinkly brown chip inevitably found at the bottom of your mcdonalds chips

Something the secret owner of a chipper might say to displace rumours about his own one inch wonder:
"haha look at him he's got a CHYYYYIIIIPPEEERRR!!!!"

by Gordons School May 29, 2008

Poop Chipper

One who pisses the shit streaks off public toilets for the greater good.

A term made famous by the Collegehumor movie Coffee Town

He's a great guy. I went in there the other day and took a very adult shit. When I walked out, he walked in. I went back in there and all the skid marks... completely gone! That guy... he's a poop chipper.

by rogerthewhale September 1, 2013

Poop Chipper

A Poop Chipper is a male who purposefully uses his urine in order to 'chip away' someone else's fecal matter. The Poop Chipper is commonly seen as a 'good guy', a person who uses his urine for the greater good.

Jamie is a really great guy, i've heard he's a poop chipper!

by poorpoorpitifulme August 29, 2013

egg and chipper

A some person who orders egg and chips in a fancy restaurant.

Ussie is such an egg and chipper, he always insists on ordering egg and chips when we go to the Italian.

by Hard boiled May 14, 2016

Beef Chipper

A snaggle toothed prostitute with a busted up grill.

Stay away from that prostitute broooohhh. She's a beef chipper. She's known to gnaw it raw.

by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017

Wood Chipper

A device that is very useful for disposing of bodies quickly

is that your friend in the wood chipper?

by Mr. Jiggs January 9, 2008