Chipmunk Cheese

A Cheesy or Gaudy, pompous, or arrogant person who also happens to have cheeks that look like they're stuffed with shit (similar to the way chipmunks store food in their cheeks). The term is very similar to Ass Face but can be used to refer to a cheap and gaudy event, show, or presentation frequented by Chipmunk Cheese types.

See Rush Limbaugh

Eddy: "So what did you think of my boss Monty?"
Suzy: "Not much. He's such a chipmunk cheese!"

"The 2008 Republican convention was just so much chipmunk cheese!"

by Laser Dog October 23, 2008

Chipmunk gift

A seemingly generous present that will benefit the giver as much as the receiver.

On an old Chipmunks Christmas album, Alvin, Simon, and Theodore give Dave a gift. He's overwhelmed with their generosity until he discovers it's an empty bag, which the Chipmunks say is for him to fill with presents and give back to them.

My friend gave me such a Chipmunk gift this year. She bought me a CD by HER favorite group and then asked to copy it because she's too cheap to buy her own CD AND a present for me.

That back bedroom at my mom's house is freezing! I hate staying there when we visit. Is it too much of a Chipmunk gift if I buy her a space heater for Christmas?

My husband took me to the Monster Truck Expo for my birthday. Jeez, what a Chipmunk gift. What was he thinking?

by Amarantha10 December 19, 2005

Chipmunk

When you deep throat so deep that you stick a ball in each cheek.

lauren ccould chipmunk all day long.

by Dr. Andy September 30, 2007

Chipmunk-eresque

Looking like a chipmunk, particularly just after wisdom teeth extraction.

Jenny's looking particularly chipmunk-eresque after having her wisdom teeth taken out!

by elanorsurematerialme July 3, 2012

Chipmunked

While performing oral sex. The balls are separated with the tongue and pushed against the cheeks.
Giving the appearance of a chipmunk.

Trevor’s mom chipmunked me last night and he is really upset about it.

by katindahat July 21, 2022

plot chipmunk

Similar to a plot bunny, except that it is an idea for a story that gnaws at your ankles instead of bouncing around in your head.

So I had a plotbunny for a jetshipping fic, but I thought about it so much that it became a plot chipmunk.

by JackieOnly August 1, 2008

chip monk

n. the monk that is responsible for counting the offerings and tiths in the monastairys in las vegas, where it is completly acceptable to give offering in casino chips.

how much offering did we bring in last sunday? i dont know ask keith he's the chip monk this week.

by yomikey75 March 20, 2009