Chimphony

A symphony written by, for, or exclusively consists of chimps.

Allen couldn't believe how much better Cheeta's chimphony #3 was than chimphony #6. He was in retirement when he composed #6, so that's probably why it was worse.

by backotruck September 26, 2013

chimpo

Conversationally appropriate reference to a man's penis.

Neighbor one: "You seems to be walking with a slight limp?"

Neighbor two: "I turned around and smacked my, pardon me, 'chimpo', on the mailbox."

by gappa March 2, 2004

Chipoop

A large, burrito-like bowel movement after recently ingesting Chipotle. This particular brand of fecal matter can only occur after a meal at Chipotle; it is a singular type of poop.

Dude, I just ate so much Chipotle and now I need to Chipoop.

by peesha July 23, 2010

champooning

Drinking champagne from a woman's vagina as if it was a fury chalice.

Dave: What you doing tonight John?
John: Going to see Tessa, going to get some champagne on the way.
Dave: Ahhhh special night?
John: you could say that, hoping to use her furry chalice if you catch my drift.
Dave: You dirty bastard, after some champooning then?

by Everyman69s January 7, 2014

Chipoon

When you use a chip as a spoon no matter what your eating

I need a chipoon to eat my soup!

by terenewow March 6, 2016

chipoot

The farts resulting after eating at Chipotle. Often accompanied by a "Chipotle child."

Johnny made the mistake of eating Chipotle before hopping on the bus, and the massive chipoot he couldn't hold in made all the other passengers gag.

by Some Guy Named Platypus December 9, 2016

chimpcoon

Literally the best fucking thing in the universe.

Shoot buddy I’m a Chimpcoon!!!

by xLORDxYOLANDAx April 21, 2018