full chimpanzee

When your friends completely disregard what you can do and throw shit in your face.

I work at a cider house but purchased cider at a bottle shop. I went full chimpanzee on them.

by Funniest Turtle February 22, 2021

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Chimpanzees at nighttime

Similar to the birds and the bees. It’s a talk about sex.

Let’s get freaky like chimpanzees at nighttime.

by The King Evan October 1, 2021

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I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagram

Your idea stinks

I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagram than go to your neighbors house to watch game of thrones Jerry.

by Thunderchunkie April 26, 2019

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chimpanzee

a stabbing tool

"I will stab you with a chimpanzee!"
"K"
-Texting

by Xexdeh January 11, 2020

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When a person is so uncomfortable in the presence of a lesbian quarrel that they assume the posture of the monkey that "sees no evil". If there is a tremendous amount of explicit sexual references, the person may choose to take a squatting position in a corner and cry... wishing they could erase the things that they have heard.

That girl's rant about the lover that she scissor fucked yesterday after her husband left the house turned me into a shy chimpanzee.

by itsybitsyspyder October 26, 2016

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Southern Chimpanzee

Ranging from Southwest Virginia all the way to the Mississippi Delta, the Southern Chimp is a remarkably peculiar specimen. Noted for not foraging below the knees and its fascination of running water.

Do you hear that shuffling and munching? We must be nearing the territory of the southern chimpanzee

by Jimp Jimp April 8, 2024

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