by Crazzyyyy May 10, 2014
The act of pouring a craft beer into the anus of a lactose intolerant person and having them forcefully fart on your face after drinking a carton of heavy cream for pleasure of the receiver.
Bro this chick was a freak man, she asked me for a Chilean furphy but I don't swing that way, I think I dodged a bullet there.
by Hourmarg January 25, 2022
A combination of the Cleaveland Steamer and the Portuguese Breakfast.
When a Couple decides to whip up some eggs and pour them into their partners ass. Any eggs will do, add a little parsley and some onions perhaps.
The chilean version calls for Chorizo and the rainbow comes after you shit into their asswhole you make larger with tongs and they blow it all out onto your chest while you lie down, follwed by some heated sex.
When a Couple decides to whip up some eggs and pour them into their partners ass. Any eggs will do, add a little parsley and some onions perhaps.
The chilean version calls for Chorizo and the rainbow comes after you shit into their asswhole you make larger with tongs and they blow it all out onto your chest while you lie down, follwed by some heated sex.
Last night James and I decided to have a little excitement and he gave me a nice Chilean Rainbow and added a little brown Sugar this time to make it a little sweeter.
by Robert Wade May 23, 2007
As it pertains to sex: Choking a woman until she passes out, then shitting in her mouth before reviving her. This precise maneuver carries a connotation of one's having the utmost skill and class. Placing a tortilla chip in the participant's mouth, imitating salsa, brings panache to the bedroom.
My girl Sheila came over the other night and pissed me right off. I choked her with my dog's leash, then proceeded to perform a Chilean Siesta on her lifeless body.
Hay mucho amor entre de Manuel y Lupita. Oi que Manuel la dio una siesta chileana.
Hay mucho amor entre de Manuel y Lupita. Oi que Manuel la dio una siesta chileana.
by His Royal Darkness January 9, 2009
A sexual position typically only practiced by straight couples although can be altered to cater to homosexual needs. A Chilean landslide refers to the act of a man having his legs and lower body on an elevated surface so that his torso is at a sloping, downward angle (may be achieved using a couch, bed, or similar furniture) . A female then mounts the man reverse-cowgirl style. Sex will usually last close to a minute, at which point the female will release a flush of slow-moving diarrhea that will make its way down the sloping torso of the male who's face will become immersed in the diarrhea, much as what happens when a landslide meets a town.
"Hey Ron! Did you go to the Chilean landslide orgy at Kevin's house? I heard every guy there left with a face full of Chipotle and Taco Bell!"
by Flaccid_Nipples May 27, 2015
The practice of tying a handkerchief around a lady friend's neck before ejaculating on her face. The handkerchief protects any clothing or jewelry the girl may be wearing, while still allowing the man to enjoy pornographically decorating his date's face and hair.
The name originates from the common technique of wrapping a napkin or towel around the neck of a bottle of wine to prevent liquid from dripping onto the table. The "Chilean" part refers to the delicious, yet relatively inexpensive wines of Chile, and serves the dual purpose of just sounding dirty.
The name originates from the common technique of wrapping a napkin or towel around the neck of a bottle of wine to prevent liquid from dripping onto the table. The "Chilean" part refers to the delicious, yet relatively inexpensive wines of Chile, and serves the dual purpose of just sounding dirty.
That girl from the party was blowing me in the closet, and didn't want to get my load on her cocktail dress, so I whipped out a hanky and gave her a Chilean Necktie. Didn't do much for her mascara, unfortunately.
by bigsaxquatch January 20, 2011
Barebacking a girl while biting her and repeatedly thunderclapping her ears. Bonus points awarded for a Wilfred Brimley mustache.
Dolores is so freaky she let me give her a Chilean Walrus right before dinner.
Anal Bareback Chilean culture diabeetus
Anal Bareback Chilean culture diabeetus
by ProbablyNickBartley March 15, 2016